Apollo mer-machine

Personally, I think it goes "glong"

Congratulations

In the first year of secondary school, I had an art teacher who always marked the last kid to walk through the door as late. It didn't matter that they arrived before the bell; if everyone else got there before them, then they needed to try harder.

Same

I used to work in a building where a duck family walked across the roof and jumped off on their daily walk to the pond. I'm not sure how they got up there, but the jump didn't seem to do them any harm.

There's a documentary film about a controversial photographer I'm not a fan of, and when they brought out Walliams to explain why the humour in his photos isn't mean-spirited, it just confirmed my opinion.

David Walliams continues to demonstrate that his only useful role is as a litmus test for terrible opinions.

Bug enough? Yes, definitely, but also big enough.

For reference, I have a -4.75 prescription and a dark grey bathroom floor, and I saw this creature from standing. It must have been huge.

Those are fantastic pictures. @ramonaspierre.bsky.social if you want to do a shoot, let me know and we can make plans (this is a genuine offer)

I recently did my first run in shorts of the year. I could feel the breeze ruffling my leg hairs.