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🐻‍❄️ Jake 🐻‍❄️
@affablewarlock.bsky.social
• Perpetual Purveyor of Barely Contained Chaos
• Board Game Geek
• Gen-X Poster Child
Was once running a long-term 5e campaign where I eventually gave the barbarian proficiency in improvised weapons after opting to attack enemy combatants with, in order, their commander (after being set on fire), a door, and the party's druid who shape changed from a snake to a bear mid-flight.
March 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm presently running a 5e campaign that has a group of first-timers starting off as level 0 teenagers in-game. In lieu of getting them into a precarious fight to explain combat mechanics, I had them play Hide & Seek instead. Loved by all, and zero risk to the characters.
March 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
But... Someone has to be worse than the Leafs!
February 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Yes. 😁
January 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I just suffered through 40min of this sludge last night in the constant hope it would get better.

Spoiler alert: it did not.

But at least they were able to turn the hair salon into a discount Tyler Perry tent revival. Truly an emotional moment.🙄
December 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Lucky neighbors. And I'm *definitely* speaking of the cookies here. 😉
December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Who was obviously photographed precisely when the cattle prod was put in just the wrong spot.
December 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Personal take, I think fans should continue to "keep taking it back." Don't spent a dime on legit merch, but creative commons and copyright infringe to their hearts' content!!
November 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Here's a new one... I've never been bothered by the concept of bagged milk, but WHY HAVE I NEVER CONCEIVED OF THE WHOLE BAG BEING PUT IN A PITCHER?!?!?
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM