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afairyduet.bsky.social
white man fetishist
@afairyduet.bsky.social
BJ he/him, 28, selfship/yume bsky <3
anti-(generative) AI in ALL FORMS.
send me questions/drawing req's at my strawpage if you want https://afairyduet.straw.page/

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i said this and then never did it. BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
NOOOOOO PEEPAW (the woodsman) WOULDN'T FARE WELL
December 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
i thought it was "jingling feat", as in like, a feat of jingling?? but now that im exploring that it doesnt make much sense either
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 AM
hes not rich... he is only rich with the Christmas spirit, love, and whimsy.
...which is why she Thinks he pisses her off. but again shes just tsundere and mad that shes into a silly guy that only has love to give and not money
December 8, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I SWEAR IT'S NOT ABUSIVE it's more like a 90s-2000s cartoon joke played for laughs. she doesn't hate him shes just tsundere and pissed off that she finds him endearing
December 8, 2024 at 7:46 AM
i think their dynamic is like, Mel being mean and Barney being like "I like you :)" until she finally is endeared to him
December 8, 2024 at 7:44 AM
I THINK. Mel tries to use him but his foolishness and sense of childlike wonder and general overall "i really like you" wins her over in the end
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
good news: i can still in fact draw her
December 8, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I've Got to post ref images for ocs
December 7, 2024 at 11:48 PM
itd be really funny if i went with a redemption arc so he could teach them about the true meaning of christmas
thatd be exactly the sort of cheesy thing that would happen in that universe
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM
hes the employee of the respective shop he works in that reads the christmas stories to kids
...the real question is do i want to have him give mel and slime a redemption arc or not
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
ok I'm considering making an employee of future spankenheimer franchise shop who sees a picture of mel and falls instantly in love with her and tries teaming up with i.m. slime to bail her out of jail
December 7, 2024 at 10:17 PM
...what a crappy movie that definitely didn't feel like it was only 45 minutes long.
i need to think of a s/i for this
December 7, 2024 at 10:16 PM
im totally gonna selfship with mel and i.m. slime
December 7, 2024 at 9:55 PM
....austin bucks is very reasonable for a money grubbing ceo
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 PM
santa smokes a pack a day
December 7, 2024 at 9:52 PM
probably shouldn't have been cousin mel but he does not seem capable of making good decisions
December 7, 2024 at 9:49 PM