The bill that would let Trump appoint the city's attorney general is particularly wild. D.C. would become the only place in the country where residents would have no say, direct or indirect, in who gets picked to be the chief law enforcement officer. None.

Wait, she’s living rent free in public facilities? Like the unhoused people they’re targeting.

There’s got to be an opportunity for Subway to do some guerrilla marketing

Even your own mom?! Sheesh.

Cleveland Park is almost as dangerous as Cleveland. Or a park.

Not do anything?

Bummed I wasn’t able to make it tonight. You’re both such rock stars.

So sad. It’s like we keep doing everything possible to kneecap American science.