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@af.dataare.cool.ap.brid.gy
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Thinking man’s Triga. Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.

Expect kinkiness, geekiness, irreverence, interjections, hyperbole, litotes, inanity, and lust.

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January 3, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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Joe Marler has #traitorsuk shoes on #uncloaked.
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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The top rated comment on Nolan’s The Odyssey riffs off my comment with +70 while I languish calling out how Hollywood refuses to make Greek epics gay enough at -55. At least I was prescient enough to prefix my comment about which way it would go.
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Fuck me even the Matrix is a Dune Turducken. @siege
A screenshot from ??? Service Username is haibane, was taken 4 hours after the post: paul in order to win the respect of the fremen and become the emperor you have to ride the biggest worm in the land. you have to change your name. drink this blue stuff for girls. have you been practicing the voice 2,025 likes, 17 comments
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Great. A UPS delivery today. The FedEx fuckwit called me from the back gate with « anyone home ? ».

My dude. Even Evri understands what a front door looks like: it’s clearly one of these two example images:

(Hi Getty, this shitpost is clearly non-commercial […]

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A picture of a wooden front door surrounded by white siding. There is a stone, stoop and topiaries on both sides of the stoop. There is a Getty images watermark. A large green plastic rubbish bin on a white background. There is a Getty images watermark.
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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I’m not like the other girls. #applemusicreplay
Replay Apple Music Top Artists 2025 1 MAAPS 2 Lost Frequencies 3 Patrick Wolf 4 Marianas Trench 5 Good Neighbours 6 World's First Cinema 7 Loud Luxury 8 KEiiNO 9 Elderbrook 10 Klara Hammarström (And pictures of the artists below the dual column infographic)
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Anyways. Here’s me on my way down to Euston.
A blond man with a moustache wearing a green polo shirt leaning against the headrest of an Avanti Pendalino standard class seat. The emergency contact podium is behind them.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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[UK Politics (Green Party Leader)]

UK Green Party Leader Polanski is not getting any scrutiny on this stupid take. Calling NATO imperialist is bullshit. Is it really that you dislike the Great Satan being in it? If so, I agree, but give me your opinion on how […]

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Sultana recently described Nato as an "imperialist war machine" and demanded that the UK should immediately withdraw from the transatlantic alliance. Polanski agrees. "We should be more willing to stand on our own two feet and build relationships with our neighbours, rather than outsourcing our national security to the United States," he says. "We need to create an alternative alliance based on peace and diplomacy." (Source: UK Observer)
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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« Do you have more cheesecake cookie crust? »
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Folks.

Folks.

Regulation’s chatbot on their website to help deflect customer support contacts is an anthropomorphic fox. They named it Rex and I’m certain several furries were involved in all these decisions.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Decided to dress like I’m colour blind and go to the gym.
A picture of a tall blond guy leaning against a bar bell at a squat rack. He is wearing a teal sleeveless tshirt, blue-orange-red razzle-dazzle shorts, and neon pink adidas dropset trainers.
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM