In the eye of the beholder

I asked for a sign and did that ask ever deliver...

TIL that hammers can be luxurious. Thank you @nytwirecutter.bsky.social for this life lesson (?)

Me, today, after a week off

(Is @theawkwardyeti.bsky.social here already? Yay!)

Probably.

'Choose what kind of year do you want us to memorize for you' is how I read this...

If you're looking for a fun project, I suggest explaining this ad to a bunch of 10-year olds familiar w/ gardening. Who wants weeds delivered? Why? Why is there an astronaut? What does the moon have to do with weeds? Do phones work in space?

#help

Some kids' toys appear to be dangerously prescient

My kind of red carpet 😎

The energy I'm taking into today

Underwear to hustle in

Someone in the parking garage wasn't having a great day/was processing some feelings

I've never been to a pond fest before. Wonder what to expect 😳

American food packaging sometimes answers the questions you didn't think to ask. Like, for example, why would there be cellulose powder (?) in something that's also marked as 'all natural parmesan' 🤔

What makes for a good first post these days? Haven't done one in 14ish yrs. Let's talk about flowers: it's prime planting season in the Northeast & the promenade i Gloucester is shaping up nicely. You can sponsor a particular flower bed & type of flower & did I mention that view? 😍