AEW SUCKS!!!
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A satire of anti-AEW talking points done to make Sickos laugh
Tony Khan is being so disrespectful by having an AEW Double or Nothing PPV in New York City, the city where sports entertainment was born. If this keeps up, he will have an All In PPV in Madison Square Garden, which will destroy people's memories of steroid bound wrestlers that became fascists.
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Tony Khan is being so disrespectful by having an AEW Double or Nothing PPV in New York City, the city where sports entertainment was born. If this keeps up, he will have an All In PPV in Madison Square Garden, which will destroy people's memories of steroid bound wrestlers that became fascists.
Bryan Danielson seeing a physical therapist to get back into the ring just shows how much he's been brainwashed by AEW. Putting on great wrestling matches every week would prevent him from having sports entertainment moments that people will only remember for five minutes with his wife, Brie.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Bryan Danielson seeing a physical therapist to get back into the ring just shows how much he's been brainwashed by AEW. Putting on great wrestling matches every week would prevent him from having sports entertainment moments that people will only remember for five minutes with his wife, Brie.
AEW sickos, you need to understand this: Bad Bunny doesn't drink the Tony Khan kool-aid. He drinks Prime, which is a real American drink. If he ever wrestled in AEW, it would be the most un-American thing since Zohran Mamdani got elected. A great American institution like WWE would be destroyed.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
AEW sickos, you need to understand this: Bad Bunny doesn't drink the Tony Khan kool-aid. He drinks Prime, which is a real American drink. If he ever wrestled in AEW, it would be the most un-American thing since Zohran Mamdani got elected. A great American institution like WWE would be destroyed.
Tony Khan has tricked all the AEW sickos into thinking that paying $50 for an NFL luchador mask is better than spending $600 on a WWE/NFL title belt. Spending your monthly paycheck on a lackluster NFL title belt instead of a mask that represents Mexican culture is the more responsible thing to do.
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Tony Khan has tricked all the AEW sickos into thinking that paying $50 for an NFL luchador mask is better than spending $600 on a WWE/NFL title belt. Spending your monthly paycheck on a lackluster NFL title belt instead of a mask that represents Mexican culture is the more responsible thing to do.
AEW needs to stop having wrestlers put on "bangers" that excite the crowd because it makes wrestlers like Jeff Hardy look bad. He is an American hero and AEW instead wants to give time to a guy who can't speak American English but English English? This is why TNA will surpass AEW in the ratings.
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
AEW needs to stop having wrestlers put on "bangers" that excite the crowd because it makes wrestlers like Jeff Hardy look bad. He is an American hero and AEW instead wants to give time to a guy who can't speak American English but English English? This is why TNA will surpass AEW in the ratings.
I just discovered that Bluesky is where all the AEW sickos are hanging out and I have decided to spend 23 hours of my day converting all of you back to the real pro wrestling company: WWE. Tony Khan has forced you all to drink his kool-aid by thinking that pro wrestling is about wrestling matches.
February 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I just discovered that Bluesky is where all the AEW sickos are hanging out and I have decided to spend 23 hours of my day converting all of you back to the real pro wrestling company: WWE. Tony Khan has forced you all to drink his kool-aid by thinking that pro wrestling is about wrestling matches.