AEW Khantroversies (PARODY ACCOUNT)
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Leaks and insider news on Tony Khan from totally verifiable sources. DM's are open for submissions. (Parody Account) (And for the record, I love AEW. This account is just innocent shitposting.) #AEW
Every time fans complain about Death Rider matches ending in chaos, Tony Khan adds another ref bump. Double Or Nothing is rumored to end with six refs unconscious and thirty-six separate interferences. #AEW
April 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Every time fans complain about Death Rider matches ending in chaos, Tony Khan adds another ref bump. Double Or Nothing is rumored to end with six refs unconscious and thirty-six separate interferences. #AEW
TK insists that any match with too much chain wrestling should be broken up with a five-minute chop battle, calling it "wrestling’s natural reset button." #AEW
March 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
TK insists that any match with too much chain wrestling should be broken up with a five-minute chop battle, calling it "wrestling’s natural reset button." #AEW
TK got really into speedrunning for three weeks and tried to apply "optimal booking routes" to AEW. This led to a match that ended in under 12 seconds because he claimed it saved “at least three cutscenes.” #AEW
March 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
TK got really into speedrunning for three weeks and tried to apply "optimal booking routes" to AEW. This led to a match that ended in under 12 seconds because he claimed it saved “at least three cutscenes.” #AEW
TK has plans for Toni Storm to work a feud with Marilyn Monroe. When told Monroe has been dead since 1962, he just whispered, “We’ll see about that.” #AEW
March 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
TK has plans for Toni Storm to work a feud with Marilyn Monroe. When told Monroe has been dead since 1962, he just whispered, “We’ll see about that.” #AEW
TK used to scoff at the idea of Vince McMahon’s "weird muscle guy obsession," but then immediately offered Brian Cage a five-year extension after seeing him do one push-up. #AEW
March 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
TK used to scoff at the idea of Vince McMahon’s "weird muscle guy obsession," but then immediately offered Brian Cage a five-year extension after seeing him do one push-up. #AEW
TK once saw a fan wearing a Bullet Club shirt in public. He shook their hand, whispered, "Thank you for your service," and walked away with tears in his eyes. #AEW
March 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
TK once saw a fan wearing a Bullet Club shirt in public. He shook their hand, whispered, "Thank you for your service," and walked away with tears in his eyes. #AEW
Tony Khan insists on watching every AEW show in complete silence, except for the moments where Samoa Joe appears, at which point he loudly chants “JOE! JOE! JOE!” in the Gorilla Position. #AEW
March 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tony Khan insists on watching every AEW show in complete silence, except for the moments where Samoa Joe appears, at which point he loudly chants “JOE! JOE! JOE!” in the Gorilla Position. #AEW
During a creative meeting, TK stood up, dramatically removed his glasses, and whispered, "What if… what if MJF was ACTUALLY the devil?" before sitting down and nodding solemnly. #AEW
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
During a creative meeting, TK stood up, dramatically removed his glasses, and whispered, "What if… what if MJF was ACTUALLY the devil?" before sitting down and nodding solemnly. #AEW
Christopher Daniels attempted to show TK a new high-flying prospect. TK responded by jumping on his desk, shouting, "DOES HE HAVE THIS IN HIM?!" before diving into a whiteboard covered in half-booked feuds. #AEW
March 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Christopher Daniels attempted to show TK a new high-flying prospect. TK responded by jumping on his desk, shouting, "DOES HE HAVE THIS IN HIM?!" before diving into a whiteboard covered in half-booked feuds. #AEW
After the last Dynamite taping, TK loudly declared, “We are bringing back the rankings system, and this time it WILL make sense.” This was immediately followed by a full minute of laughter from everyone present. #AEW
March 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
After the last Dynamite taping, TK loudly declared, “We are bringing back the rankings system, and this time it WILL make sense.” This was immediately followed by a full minute of laughter from everyone present. #AEW
At one point, TK got so lost in booking a tournament bracket, that he stood in front of the whiteboard for four hours, whispering, “This is SO kino…” #AEW
March 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
At one point, TK got so lost in booking a tournament bracket, that he stood in front of the whiteboard for four hours, whispering, “This is SO kino…” #AEW
During a particularly stressful booking session, TK locked eyes with a Kenny Omega action figure and whispered, “Tell me what to do, brother.” #AEW
March 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
During a particularly stressful booking session, TK locked eyes with a Kenny Omega action figure and whispered, “Tell me what to do, brother.” #AEW
Tony Khan believes that Jeff Jarrett exists in a quantum state. "He’s both over and not over at the same time," TK whispered to himself while staring at an old TNA poster. #AEW
March 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tony Khan believes that Jeff Jarrett exists in a quantum state. "He’s both over and not over at the same time," TK whispered to himself while staring at an old TNA poster. #AEW
At a recent meeting, TK dramatically stood up and declared, "Wrestling is an art form!" before tripping over a stack of Observer newsletters and tumbling into a pile of action figures. #AEW
March 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
At a recent meeting, TK dramatically stood up and declared, "Wrestling is an art form!" before tripping over a stack of Observer newsletters and tumbling into a pile of action figures. #AEW
During a meeting, someone jokingly asked Tony Khan if AEW would ever run a show on the moon. He stared at them in complete silence for twenty seconds, then whispered, "Soon..." #AEW
March 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
During a meeting, someone jokingly asked Tony Khan if AEW would ever run a show on the moon. He stared at them in complete silence for twenty seconds, then whispered, "Soon..." #AEW
TK once spent an entire flight furiously scribbling in a notebook. When asked what he was working on, he simply whispered, "The Forbidden Door… but even MORE forbidden." #AEW
March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
TK once spent an entire flight furiously scribbling in a notebook. When asked what he was working on, he simply whispered, "The Forbidden Door… but even MORE forbidden." #AEW