First light hits, and this guy’s already composing his TED Talk: ‘How to Own the Yard in 3 Simple Steps.’ #MotivationalRooster #CornLeadership #SirItsFiveAmCalmDown

Mama’s done with mom duties, so these 3 freeloaders have moved onto my lap as their new kingdom. Forget the big world—my lap is apparently prime real estate!

#BabyChicks #SeramaChicks #LapLife #FarmDrama #ChickensOfBlueSky #BackyardFlock #FluffyTakeover #SmallButBossy #ChickenMomLife

Turning the mud pit into a semi-respectable runway with a hay upgrade. Sand and pine bark coming soon to complete this chicken spa transformation. Stay classy, slop.

#MudMakeover #ChickensDeserveBetter #HayThere #ComingInClutchWithBarkAndSand

When you realize you’re the Beyoncé of the flock, but nobody else is ready to accept it.

#FlockStar #BackyardChickens #FarmLife #PetChickens #ChickenMom #ChickenHumor #CluckYeah #PoultryPower

No matter the season, this royal stays pristine. Presenting: Princess, Queen of Clean. #PrincessTheChicken #CleanQueen #SnowWhiteFeathers #BackyardChickens #FarmLife #ChickenLove #WhiteChicken #FeatheredRoyalty #SpotlessSeason #ChickenCharm

Snug as a bug in mom’s fluffy hug 🐥❤️ The coziest little family on the block! #MotherHen #ChickLove #FluffyFamily #BackyardChickens #CozyMoments #HensAndChicks #PoultryLife #CountryCharm #HomeSweetHome

When the paparazzi get you from behind. No autographs, please. 📸🍑
#ChickenCelebrity #TailFeatherAlert #FeatheredQueens #HisHighness #CluckinHot #BackyardHollywood

Can’t adult today. Mama said it’s a ‘stay under the wing’ kinda day #ThisWingIsTaken #MamaSaidImSpecial #UnderWingWifi

When you’re 2 ounces of sass and 200 pounds of attitude

I asked her what came first…the chicken or the egg, and she just gave me side-eye 😏 Typical 🥚🐓 #NoAnswers #ChickenLogic

My chickens don’t just cross the road…they strut like they own it. 🐓 #ConfidenceGoals #FeatheredSass

So is this Mary 🙄

Let’s get back to the brighter things in life though….the more important things…the tiny fuzzy things. 🥹

Out of over 40 eggs, I got one chick. Either the world’s worst fertility clinic runs my coop, or Riddick just won the poultry Hunger Games 😅

This is Riddick. Born today, already carrying the weight of a tragic backstory. His mother rejected him at birth, so we’ve been in therapy sessions all day. He hides in my hair, probably to avoid eye contact with the universe. “I don’t get it,” he chirps. “I’m fluffy, I’m cute—what’s her problem?”

Current status: Acting as a feathery Maury Povich, cradling a lone baby chick my hens hatched and immediately disowned faster than a deadbeat parent dodging child support. Send snacks 😩🥲❤️

Not on my 2024 bingo card 🫥

Welcome to Bluesky Goop Goop! 🥰

Hello Bluesky 🥹 Good morning from Big Joe 🥰