Ryuzo🐉

I be out here reading all the ‘dead dove: do not eat’ fics regardless of what the tags are just to see how quickly I can get grossed out.

AI ain’t got shit on my weird ass vivid dreams. I was gifted a figure of Johnny Cage in a pickle suit by Joaquin Phoenix. God will never give me a sex dream.

Pintrest been on something lately🧍‍♀️

Giving Shang Tsung backshots would fix me right about now.

Some silly ahh wallpapers I made😌❤️

Jin Sakai edits on tiktok are so cringe and most certainly made by gymbros who only listen to phonk trash and always miss leg day. I need some thirsty hoes to make edits of him to Madonna or Lady Gaga istg.

I will lick every drop if sweat off of him😋

The raider outfit stays on during😉

I don’t want to go out to my parent’s house for pie, their internet is so slow😭

I’ve been saying it on all platforms but I started watching Shogun recently just to see Tadanobu’s character Yabushige. Who the fuck was going to tell me bro gets cucked in the first episode huh? Like bro was into it too and I was caught off guard.

The way I just have a harem of fictional men is actually hilarious.

Might try to post here more often Threads is lowkey kinda boring😒

Oh hey

I headcannon that ass is a dumpy

Aaaannnnnd post!