You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.

Am I weird I'm a dishes gal lol. I enjoy cooking but not particularly good at it. Despise laundry with a passion. I really don't mind doing the dishes tho!

Had a guy at work ask me why I didn't put a story headline into chatgpt to make it more interesting and I said "because I have a brain that I paid a lot of money to educate." He did not appreciate that answer 😅

WAIT I was so preoccupied drooling over Gabriel that I just noticed Bee's CLAWS. ARE YOU TRYING TO DISCORPORATE ME

The titties! The hair! The restraints! The scars! Could you make this angel any more stupidly beautiful. I am. Screeching.

Here I was thinking "surely there's a little group of people that ship the same thing I do," and there is, but seeing how the rest of the fandom basically condones threats and doxxing. It's a no from me dawg