Saw a license plate today - MAGA 57. Bold of them to broadcast their IQ like that.

There one was a felon named Donald,
When he entered the room people chuckled,
We knew he was a flog,
Plus now he's Elon's dog,
And he's perpetually befuddled.

Happy new year, everyone! Whoo hoo!

I am so drunk. D-R-N-K.

So, apparently rum and I get along quite nicely. Maybe I'm channeling my inner Jack Sparrow. Hugs to all. 😄

Happy #Caturday to all that celebrate from these sweet brothers!

After today, I only have 7 more working days this year.

I can do it, but I also want a nap. Adulting can be a pain sometimes.

Welcome to Texas. This wasn't under lock and key last week, and this isn't a shady part of town.

Let him train his AI on that.

**dusts off account**
So. What's new?

@confuzzledkittie.bsky.social just realized I haven't seen you in a long while, hope you're ok. I kinda suck at keeping up with people. 😔

!!!
So, I'm on a client system testing email issues. I go to send a test message. I type 'test' in the body of the email.
Except... I don't type 'es', my fingers are on the incorrect keys and I type 'wa'. O_O
Fortunately my backspace game is good and I don't think she even saw what I almost typed. 😶

@mytexturedninja.bsky.social
I hear it's your birthday. Hope you do only what you want, and that it's fantastic!

I stole this.

@itsjojo.bsky.social you made it! Whoo hoo!