I am the Severn Beach Line's strongest soldier
March 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am the Severn Beach Line's strongest soldier
Waking up in a cold sweat and remembering my Year 8 R.E "Monsters of History" project which involved baking a Hitler themed cake.
January 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Waking up in a cold sweat and remembering my Year 8 R.E "Monsters of History" project which involved baking a Hitler themed cake.
The worst version of this is if you have ever called a court in England & Wales. They have a special secret line that you can call if the hearing is in the next 24 hours where they can actually solve your problem, but if you call it and it's not they tell you to go fuck yourself.
Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
January 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The worst version of this is if you have ever called a court in England & Wales. They have a special secret line that you can call if the hearing is in the next 24 hours where they can actually solve your problem, but if you call it and it's not they tell you to go fuck yourself.
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he loves chin rubs
February 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
he loves chin rubs
None of what happens on my work computer is real. I am simply playing the hit new video games "Email Job Simulator 2023"
October 27, 2023 at 2:43 PM
None of what happens on my work computer is real. I am simply playing the hit new video games "Email Job Simulator 2023"
You couldn't be Oscar Wilde these days
It wouldn't be allowed
It wouldn't be allowed
October 19, 2023 at 12:54 PM
You couldn't be Oscar Wilde these days
It wouldn't be allowed
It wouldn't be allowed