Maybe Hunter Hess should have faked having bone spurs

As a fat old guy, I take offense to this

It's sad how close to home the Onion is getting

I heard Laura Ingram say that "Bad Bunnys people aren't American"... She does realize Puerto Rico is part of America... Right? 🤦

Which, fine... You can't reason stupid away

But why does our "leaders" allow this to happen?

I'm not comfortable with it

I feel like the "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps" people should pull themselves up by their own bootstraps

Someone please explain

And have wet dreams about a civil war so he can shoot me in my libtard head, not to mention his iPhone, so he can tell everyone on Twitter how Minnesota is so bad, giving "illegal immigrants" welfare and shit