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Pudgy little bulldog puppy with its paw raised and a very intense look on its face TOGETHER WE SHALL CONQUER AFTER BREAKFAST
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Looks like it’s break time
Computer screen showing an “updating your firmware” notification
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Um, probably not
Introducing the Bannoli - a Bologna cannoli Something bearing a resemblance to American cheese mixed with an indistinct meat substance all wrapped in a slice of bologna
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Frankenstein in cowboy outfit YAYI COFFEE. SHOCK THERAPY IN A CUP
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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MAYBE Al CAN GENERATE YOU SOME BITCHES
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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And now, having sufficiently confused you, l have to go.
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Tweakers Teddy Bears
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Keychain I'LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE ZOMBIES GET YOU
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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You are alone Still photo from a vhs tape of someone walking through a cemetery
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Nightmare Fuel
A fish inexplic... @fish_sque... • Aug 10 •.. ••• So I tried to create a cute bubble bath cactus planter a couple years ago but then it grew a grotesque face, extra appendages, and a penis and then it grew ruby slippers and the penis blossomed and now I don't know what to tell my kids and nobody wants to tour my garden anymore. ALT
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Better grab my DUMBRELLA. It's really STUPID out there today.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Advertisement on the back of a bus prominently featuring a smiling dude who’s probably smiling due to the exhaust of the bus making it look like he has an extremely erect nine foot pecker
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Extremely noble sentiment but somewhat lacking in execution Hoodie with hood up: ANTI ANIMAL CRUELTY CLUB Hood down: ANIMAL CRUELTY CLUB
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Wall art and trust that the image looks every bit as stupid as this caption would make it seem TEA MAKE- Shutters tock Everything BE T•T•E R
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the grocery store. She’s also a cute black kitten with her head cocked to one side and pink ribbons on her ears
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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This part so scary where the escalator stair goes back up into the floor
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Trying to contact the universe's customer support to ask what the fuck is going on. No luck so far
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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my vision when I stand up too quickly: the toilet looked like a quadruple exposure
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I will never stop creating because will never stop feeling.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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"your so quiet" actually you said something i didn't like 5 minutes ago so you lost my personality privileges
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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MASSACRE STREET VOLUME 86 REENACTING VEHICULAR HOMICIDE & other FUN games for LITTLE PSYCHOPATHS
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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DON'T FORGET TO YELL AT THAT BIRD. IT MAKES IT MORE JUICY.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM