Adverse Verses
@adverseverses.bsky.social
Because orange rhymes with nothing.
10 billion bucks
Is the price of Trump’s grift
And the man says aw shucks
It’s a fabulous gift
But the truth of this plunder
Of the #IRS
Lest you happened to wonder—
WE pay for his mess
#ScottBessent
Is the price of Trump’s grift
And the man says aw shucks
It’s a fabulous gift
But the truth of this plunder
Of the #IRS
Lest you happened to wonder—
WE pay for his mess
#ScottBessent
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
10 billion bucks
Is the price of Trump’s grift
And the man says aw shucks
It’s a fabulous gift
But the truth of this plunder
Of the #IRS
Lest you happened to wonder—
WE pay for his mess
#ScottBessent
Is the price of Trump’s grift
And the man says aw shucks
It’s a fabulous gift
But the truth of this plunder
Of the #IRS
Lest you happened to wonder—
WE pay for his mess
#ScottBessent
A cool $75
For a film that’s described
As a total nosedive
Cause we know it’s a bribe
So #Bezos and his bride
Go cavort with the rich
While he helps the @washingtonpost.com die
Man, sometimes life’s a bitch
#Melaniathefilm #WaPoLayoffs
For a film that’s described
As a total nosedive
Cause we know it’s a bribe
So #Bezos and his bride
Go cavort with the rich
While he helps the @washingtonpost.com die
Man, sometimes life’s a bitch
#Melaniathefilm #WaPoLayoffs
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
A cool $75
For a film that’s described
As a total nosedive
Cause we know it’s a bribe
So #Bezos and his bride
Go cavort with the rich
While he helps the @washingtonpost.com die
Man, sometimes life’s a bitch
#Melaniathefilm #WaPoLayoffs
For a film that’s described
As a total nosedive
Cause we know it’s a bribe
So #Bezos and his bride
Go cavort with the rich
While he helps the @washingtonpost.com die
Man, sometimes life’s a bitch
#Melaniathefilm #WaPoLayoffs
It’s time to chastise
What sure ain’t a surprise
As Trump now eyes the prize
Of votes nationalized
Cause behind all his lies
Lies our country’s demise
As we’re disenfranchised
And #democracy dies
#election2026 #votersuppression #fultoncounty
What sure ain’t a surprise
As Trump now eyes the prize
Of votes nationalized
Cause behind all his lies
Lies our country’s demise
As we’re disenfranchised
And #democracy dies
#election2026 #votersuppression #fultoncounty
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It’s time to chastise
What sure ain’t a surprise
As Trump now eyes the prize
Of votes nationalized
Cause behind all his lies
Lies our country’s demise
As we’re disenfranchised
And #democracy dies
#election2026 #votersuppression #fultoncounty
What sure ain’t a surprise
As Trump now eyes the prize
Of votes nationalized
Cause behind all his lies
Lies our country’s demise
As we’re disenfranchised
And #democracy dies
#election2026 #votersuppression #fultoncounty
His dad had—what was it
Trump misplaced the word
For forgetting a bit
A word he’d surely heard
Dad was just a touch crazy
Trump blithely recalled
But the word—it was hazy
The big brain had stalled
#Alzheimer #sundowning
Trump misplaced the word
For forgetting a bit
A word he’d surely heard
Dad was just a touch crazy
Trump blithely recalled
But the word—it was hazy
The big brain had stalled
#Alzheimer #sundowning
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
His dad had—what was it
Trump misplaced the word
For forgetting a bit
A word he’d surely heard
Dad was just a touch crazy
Trump blithely recalled
But the word—it was hazy
The big brain had stalled
#Alzheimer #sundowning
Trump misplaced the word
For forgetting a bit
A word he’d surely heard
Dad was just a touch crazy
Trump blithely recalled
But the word—it was hazy
The big brain had stalled
#Alzheimer #sundowning
Rs love amendment #2
When they’re holding the gun
But give that gun to me and you
And their support is done
Don’t bring a gun! cried Trump
Unless you’re somebody I like
And no I’m not a chump
I just believe in my own reich
#iceout #minnesota
When they’re holding the gun
But give that gun to me and you
And their support is done
Don’t bring a gun! cried Trump
Unless you’re somebody I like
And no I’m not a chump
I just believe in my own reich
#iceout #minnesota
January 28, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Rs love amendment #2
When they’re holding the gun
But give that gun to me and you
And their support is done
Don’t bring a gun! cried Trump
Unless you’re somebody I like
And no I’m not a chump
I just believe in my own reich
#iceout #minnesota
When they’re holding the gun
But give that gun to me and you
And their support is done
Don’t bring a gun! cried Trump
Unless you’re somebody I like
And no I’m not a chump
I just believe in my own reich
#iceout #minnesota
It’s hard to write a rhyme
When all I want to do is sob
Once more cold murder is the crime
Followed by Team Trump’s hatchet job
But we all know the truth from lies
Although today’s truth’s hard to bear
They murdered one of the good guys
So please speak his truth everywhere
#iceout #AlexPretti
When all I want to do is sob
Once more cold murder is the crime
Followed by Team Trump’s hatchet job
But we all know the truth from lies
Although today’s truth’s hard to bear
They murdered one of the good guys
So please speak his truth everywhere
#iceout #AlexPretti
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It’s hard to write a rhyme
When all I want to do is sob
Once more cold murder is the crime
Followed by Team Trump’s hatchet job
But we all know the truth from lies
Although today’s truth’s hard to bear
They murdered one of the good guys
So please speak his truth everywhere
#iceout #AlexPretti
When all I want to do is sob
Once more cold murder is the crime
Followed by Team Trump’s hatchet job
But we all know the truth from lies
Although today’s truth’s hard to bear
They murdered one of the good guys
So please speak his truth everywhere
#iceout #AlexPretti
Despite the freezing cold
Despite the threat of being banned
We saw the courage to uphold
The better angels of this land
It’s very easy to despair
When goon squads sweep across the states
But you’ve again made us aware
Of that which makes our country great
#iceout #minnesotastrong
Despite the threat of being banned
We saw the courage to uphold
The better angels of this land
It’s very easy to despair
When goon squads sweep across the states
But you’ve again made us aware
Of that which makes our country great
#iceout #minnesotastrong
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Despite the freezing cold
Despite the threat of being banned
We saw the courage to uphold
The better angels of this land
It’s very easy to despair
When goon squads sweep across the states
But you’ve again made us aware
Of that which makes our country great
#iceout #minnesotastrong
Despite the threat of being banned
We saw the courage to uphold
The better angels of this land
It’s very easy to despair
When goon squads sweep across the states
But you’ve again made us aware
Of that which makes our country great
#iceout #minnesotastrong
Hey JD—you asked
And so I’m answering the Q
The biggest sex offender lives
Well, very close to you
#1600PennsylvaniaAvenue #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
And so I’m answering the Q
The biggest sex offender lives
Well, very close to you
#1600PennsylvaniaAvenue #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
January 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Hey JD—you asked
And so I’m answering the Q
The biggest sex offender lives
Well, very close to you
#1600PennsylvaniaAvenue #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
And so I’m answering the Q
The biggest sex offender lives
Well, very close to you
#1600PennsylvaniaAvenue #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
Just look at Iceland T exclaimed
They called him daddy so he claimed
Of course he flubbed the country’s name
Because to him they’re all the same
Now those of us with .5 brain
Are well aware the man’s insane
And so our question remains plain
How long til the end of his reign?
#davos2026 #Greenland
They called him daddy so he claimed
Of course he flubbed the country’s name
Because to him they’re all the same
Now those of us with .5 brain
Are well aware the man’s insane
And so our question remains plain
How long til the end of his reign?
#davos2026 #Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Just look at Iceland T exclaimed
They called him daddy so he claimed
Of course he flubbed the country’s name
Because to him they’re all the same
Now those of us with .5 brain
Are well aware the man’s insane
And so our question remains plain
How long til the end of his reign?
#davos2026 #Greenland
They called him daddy so he claimed
Of course he flubbed the country’s name
Because to him they’re all the same
Now those of us with .5 brain
Are well aware the man’s insane
And so our question remains plain
How long til the end of his reign?
#davos2026 #Greenland
Trump wants a billion bucks my friends
To join his #BoardOfPeace
Although it seems his newest ends
Are helping peace to cease
He’ll guarantee prosperity
Meaning he’ll seize what e’er he eyes
Then he’ll have the temerity
To grab the #NobelPrize
#GreenlandNotForSale
To join his #BoardOfPeace
Although it seems his newest ends
Are helping peace to cease
He’ll guarantee prosperity
Meaning he’ll seize what e’er he eyes
Then he’ll have the temerity
To grab the #NobelPrize
#GreenlandNotForSale
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Trump wants a billion bucks my friends
To join his #BoardOfPeace
Although it seems his newest ends
Are helping peace to cease
He’ll guarantee prosperity
Meaning he’ll seize what e’er he eyes
Then he’ll have the temerity
To grab the #NobelPrize
#GreenlandNotForSale
To join his #BoardOfPeace
Although it seems his newest ends
Are helping peace to cease
He’ll guarantee prosperity
Meaning he’ll seize what e’er he eyes
Then he’ll have the temerity
To grab the #NobelPrize
#GreenlandNotForSale
The news moves fast
Dread piles high
We’re left aghast
But we know why
Trump wants to hide
That thing most vile
Time he supplied
The #Epstein file
#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
Dread piles high
We’re left aghast
But we know why
Trump wants to hide
That thing most vile
Time he supplied
The #Epstein file
#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The news moves fast
Dread piles high
We’re left aghast
But we know why
Trump wants to hide
That thing most vile
Time he supplied
The #Epstein file
#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
Dread piles high
We’re left aghast
But we know why
Trump wants to hide
That thing most vile
Time he supplied
The #Epstein file
#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
The #FederalReserve you see
Sets monetary policy
It’s meant to have integrity
And function independently
But that’s not how Trump plays this game
He wants rate change made in his name
So #Powell ’s ouster’s now his aim
The match that sets markets aflame
Truly this man has zero shame
Sets monetary policy
It’s meant to have integrity
And function independently
But that’s not how Trump plays this game
He wants rate change made in his name
So #Powell ’s ouster’s now his aim
The match that sets markets aflame
Truly this man has zero shame
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The #FederalReserve you see
Sets monetary policy
It’s meant to have integrity
And function independently
But that’s not how Trump plays this game
He wants rate change made in his name
So #Powell ’s ouster’s now his aim
The match that sets markets aflame
Truly this man has zero shame
Sets monetary policy
It’s meant to have integrity
And function independently
But that’s not how Trump plays this game
He wants rate change made in his name
So #Powell ’s ouster’s now his aim
The match that sets markets aflame
Truly this man has zero shame
My own mind and morality
Are really all that’s stopping me
I’m sure no-one will disagree
I am the world’s sole referee
My PhD in live TV
My prowess in hyperbole
My big brain—sure, that’s also key
To crowning me king globally
#25thamendment #greenland #venezuela
Are really all that’s stopping me
I’m sure no-one will disagree
I am the world’s sole referee
My PhD in live TV
My prowess in hyperbole
My big brain—sure, that’s also key
To crowning me king globally
#25thamendment #greenland #venezuela
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My own mind and morality
Are really all that’s stopping me
I’m sure no-one will disagree
I am the world’s sole referee
My PhD in live TV
My prowess in hyperbole
My big brain—sure, that’s also key
To crowning me king globally
#25thamendment #greenland #venezuela
Are really all that’s stopping me
I’m sure no-one will disagree
I am the world’s sole referee
My PhD in live TV
My prowess in hyperbole
My big brain—sure, that’s also key
To crowning me king globally
#25thamendment #greenland #venezuela
We always knew ice
Was a hothouse of vice
That they wouldn’t think twice
About not playing nice
But today my heart’s heavy, I’m
Clobbered this time
It’s so hard to rhyme
When cold murder’s the crime
#ReneeNicoleGood
Was a hothouse of vice
That they wouldn’t think twice
About not playing nice
But today my heart’s heavy, I’m
Clobbered this time
It’s so hard to rhyme
When cold murder’s the crime
#ReneeNicoleGood
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
We always knew ice
Was a hothouse of vice
That they wouldn’t think twice
About not playing nice
But today my heart’s heavy, I’m
Clobbered this time
It’s so hard to rhyme
When cold murder’s the crime
#ReneeNicoleGood
Was a hothouse of vice
That they wouldn’t think twice
About not playing nice
But today my heart’s heavy, I’m
Clobbered this time
It’s so hard to rhyme
When cold murder’s the crime
#ReneeNicoleGood
#J6 was an outrage
The US the stage
And our prez should now pay
For the crime of that day
Don’t forget he’s the man
Who encouraged the plan
This prospective dictator
Our number 1 traitor
#insurrection #sedition #jacksmith
The US the stage
And our prez should now pay
For the crime of that day
Don’t forget he’s the man
Who encouraged the plan
This prospective dictator
Our number 1 traitor
#insurrection #sedition #jacksmith
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
#J6 was an outrage
The US the stage
And our prez should now pay
For the crime of that day
Don’t forget he’s the man
Who encouraged the plan
This prospective dictator
Our number 1 traitor
#insurrection #sedition #jacksmith
The US the stage
And our prez should now pay
For the crime of that day
Don’t forget he’s the man
Who encouraged the plan
This prospective dictator
Our number 1 traitor
#insurrection #sedition #jacksmith
We’re no longer a country
That lives by its laws
We attack for TV
And invade without cause
We kill kidnap and bully
We loose great turmoil
While Trump explains fully
It’s all for the oil
#venezuelainvasion
That lives by its laws
We attack for TV
And invade without cause
We kill kidnap and bully
We loose great turmoil
While Trump explains fully
It’s all for the oil
#venezuelainvasion
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
We’re no longer a country
That lives by its laws
We attack for TV
And invade without cause
We kill kidnap and bully
We loose great turmoil
While Trump explains fully
It’s all for the oil
#venezuelainvasion
That lives by its laws
We attack for TV
And invade without cause
We kill kidnap and bully
We loose great turmoil
While Trump explains fully
It’s all for the oil
#venezuelainvasion
To sum up the year
Well it’s sure been a doozy
Way worse than we feared
With this orange-haired floozy
The cheating, the lying
The kleptocracy
And the selling and buying
Of democracy
And so for the #NewYear
A new resolution
Protect what is dear
And exact retribution
#2026
Well it’s sure been a doozy
Way worse than we feared
With this orange-haired floozy
The cheating, the lying
The kleptocracy
And the selling and buying
Of democracy
And so for the #NewYear
A new resolution
Protect what is dear
And exact retribution
#2026
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
To sum up the year
Well it’s sure been a doozy
Way worse than we feared
With this orange-haired floozy
The cheating, the lying
The kleptocracy
And the selling and buying
Of democracy
And so for the #NewYear
A new resolution
Protect what is dear
And exact retribution
#2026
Well it’s sure been a doozy
Way worse than we feared
With this orange-haired floozy
The cheating, the lying
The kleptocracy
And the selling and buying
Of democracy
And so for the #NewYear
A new resolution
Protect what is dear
And exact retribution
#2026
We blew up the port
And the boats and the men
Team T loves a blood sport
Played again & again
Cause beneath all the lies
Is a truth we should mention
It’s just a device
To divert our attention
T’s losing the thread
So a war’s a good ruse
And a little bloodshed
Sure takes over the news
#Venezuela
And the boats and the men
Team T loves a blood sport
Played again & again
Cause beneath all the lies
Is a truth we should mention
It’s just a device
To divert our attention
T’s losing the thread
So a war’s a good ruse
And a little bloodshed
Sure takes over the news
#Venezuela
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We blew up the port
And the boats and the men
Team T loves a blood sport
Played again & again
Cause beneath all the lies
Is a truth we should mention
It’s just a device
To divert our attention
T’s losing the thread
So a war’s a good ruse
And a little bloodshed
Sure takes over the news
#Venezuela
And the boats and the men
Team T loves a blood sport
Played again & again
Cause beneath all the lies
Is a truth we should mention
It’s just a device
To divert our attention
T’s losing the thread
So a war’s a good ruse
And a little bloodshed
Sure takes over the news
#Venezuela
You’d think the cheap watches
Steaks bibles and wine
Was enough to make DT
Think he was divine
See he saw himself
Srsly larger than life
But it still was too small
To ease his inner strife
So behold the name slapped
On a #battleship class
A bit better than having it
Stamped on my ass
#goldenfleet
Steaks bibles and wine
Was enough to make DT
Think he was divine
See he saw himself
Srsly larger than life
But it still was too small
To ease his inner strife
So behold the name slapped
On a #battleship class
A bit better than having it
Stamped on my ass
#goldenfleet
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You’d think the cheap watches
Steaks bibles and wine
Was enough to make DT
Think he was divine
See he saw himself
Srsly larger than life
But it still was too small
To ease his inner strife
So behold the name slapped
On a #battleship class
A bit better than having it
Stamped on my ass
#goldenfleet
Steaks bibles and wine
Was enough to make DT
Think he was divine
See he saw himself
Srsly larger than life
But it still was too small
To ease his inner strife
So behold the name slapped
On a #battleship class
A bit better than having it
Stamped on my ass
#goldenfleet
We’re taking the tankers
And their oil too
Cause those drug-running wankers
Stole from me and you
They stole assets and land
Says Trump, although not how
So the felon’s command
Is to steal their stuff—now!
#venezuela #itstheoil #releasetheepsteinfiles
And their oil too
Cause those drug-running wankers
Stole from me and you
They stole assets and land
Says Trump, although not how
So the felon’s command
Is to steal their stuff—now!
#venezuela #itstheoil #releasetheepsteinfiles
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
We’re taking the tankers
And their oil too
Cause those drug-running wankers
Stole from me and you
They stole assets and land
Says Trump, although not how
So the felon’s command
Is to steal their stuff—now!
#venezuela #itstheoil #releasetheepsteinfiles
And their oil too
Cause those drug-running wankers
Stole from me and you
They stole assets and land
Says Trump, although not how
So the felon’s command
Is to steal their stuff—now!
#venezuela #itstheoil #releasetheepsteinfiles
Is #SusieWiles a believer
Well, turns out it’s hard to know
The MAGAs claim she’s an achiever
But right now she’s eating crow
She sold them out—a bit
But she still gets their foul job done
When those who know better submit
They own this, each and every one
@vanityfair.com #vanityfair
Well, turns out it’s hard to know
The MAGAs claim she’s an achiever
But right now she’s eating crow
She sold them out—a bit
But she still gets their foul job done
When those who know better submit
They own this, each and every one
@vanityfair.com #vanityfair
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Is #SusieWiles a believer
Well, turns out it’s hard to know
The MAGAs claim she’s an achiever
But right now she’s eating crow
She sold them out—a bit
But she still gets their foul job done
When those who know better submit
They own this, each and every one
@vanityfair.com #vanityfair
Well, turns out it’s hard to know
The MAGAs claim she’s an achiever
But right now she’s eating crow
She sold them out—a bit
But she still gets their foul job done
When those who know better submit
They own this, each and every one
@vanityfair.com #vanityfair
There are so many ways
In which these are dark days
In which hate’s rising tide
Casts its net far and wide
They say look for the light
But today little’s bright
Today good will to all
Feels completely banal
#bondibeach #brownuniversity
In which these are dark days
In which hate’s rising tide
Casts its net far and wide
They say look for the light
But today little’s bright
Today good will to all
Feels completely banal
#bondibeach #brownuniversity
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There are so many ways
In which these are dark days
In which hate’s rising tide
Casts its net far and wide
They say look for the light
But today little’s bright
Today good will to all
Feels completely banal
#bondibeach #brownuniversity
In which these are dark days
In which hate’s rising tide
Casts its net far and wide
They say look for the light
But today little’s bright
Today good will to all
Feels completely banal
#bondibeach #brownuniversity
Trump wanted a map
That would work to unseat
Dems in Indianap
If you can’t win—then cheat
And though many divide
Cross political lines
May bold #Hoosiers now guide
Us to happier times
#redistricting #gerrymandering #indiana
That would work to unseat
Dems in Indianap
If you can’t win—then cheat
And though many divide
Cross political lines
May bold #Hoosiers now guide
Us to happier times
#redistricting #gerrymandering #indiana
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trump wanted a map
That would work to unseat
Dems in Indianap
If you can’t win—then cheat
And though many divide
Cross political lines
May bold #Hoosiers now guide
Us to happier times
#redistricting #gerrymandering #indiana
That would work to unseat
Dems in Indianap
If you can’t win—then cheat
And though many divide
Cross political lines
May bold #Hoosiers now guide
Us to happier times
#redistricting #gerrymandering #indiana
They’re bailing out #farmers
Some say it’s a shame
Trump calls it a charmer
But it’s really lame
He squashed all their sales
And he raised what they spend
And the rest is all details
‘Cept WE pay—The End
#bailout #trumpeconomics #tariffs
Some say it’s a shame
Trump calls it a charmer
But it’s really lame
He squashed all their sales
And he raised what they spend
And the rest is all details
‘Cept WE pay—The End
#bailout #trumpeconomics #tariffs
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They’re bailing out #farmers
Some say it’s a shame
Trump calls it a charmer
But it’s really lame
He squashed all their sales
And he raised what they spend
And the rest is all details
‘Cept WE pay—The End
#bailout #trumpeconomics #tariffs
Some say it’s a shame
Trump calls it a charmer
But it’s really lame
He squashed all their sales
And he raised what they spend
And the rest is all details
‘Cept WE pay—The End
#bailout #trumpeconomics #tariffs
Trump has an ability
For imbecility
And his stability’s
A fallibility
But his hostility
Reeks of futility
One liability
#Affordability
For imbecility
And his stability’s
A fallibility
But his hostility
Reeks of futility
One liability
#Affordability
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Trump has an ability
For imbecility
And his stability’s
A fallibility
But his hostility
Reeks of futility
One liability
#Affordability
For imbecility
And his stability’s
A fallibility
But his hostility
Reeks of futility
One liability
#Affordability