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I don’t have a clever caption, just remembered it’s been months since posting hog on here

Have to take out a second mortgage to afford these but I’ve acquired my first ever Lululemon underwear 💸

I’ll show you my assets if you show me yours 😏

When I was given disposable underwear for a professional massage one time, I realized just how sheer they are. And decided not to dispose of them after all ✨

You know what, I’ll be even less coy and post my first video 😘

First post, seems fitting it’s for #HappyHumpDay 🐪