Adventures at Recess
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I work at an elementary school in the United States. My primary role is to supervise students during lunch and recess. These are real things they have said to me and my colleagues. Share funny things kids have said to you in the comments!
“Excuse me, can you tell me what ‘condom’ means?”
“Nope, sure can’t.”
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“Nope, sure can’t.”
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February 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Excuse me, can you tell me what ‘condom’ means?”
“Nope, sure can’t.”
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“Nope, sure can’t.”
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“Um, I have a boyfriend. Guess who it is, it’s very obvious! No, it’s my brother, of course!”
(Kindergarten)
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(Kindergarten)
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February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Um, I have a boyfriend. Guess who it is, it’s very obvious! No, it’s my brother, of course!”
(Kindergarten)
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(Kindergarten)
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I had a 10yo tell me I misspelled “February”.
Did I spell it correctly?
Yes.
Did I check carefully before I told him that?
Also yes.
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Did I spell it correctly?
Yes.
Did I check carefully before I told him that?
Also yes.
#funny #kids #recess #education #educationhumor #teachers #teacherhumor #kidssayfunnythings
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I had a 10yo tell me I misspelled “February”.
Did I spell it correctly?
Yes.
Did I check carefully before I told him that?
Also yes.
#funny #kids #recess #education #educationhumor #teachers #teacherhumor #kidssayfunnythings
Did I spell it correctly?
Yes.
Did I check carefully before I told him that?
Also yes.
#funny #kids #recess #education #educationhumor #teachers #teacherhumor #kidssayfunnythings
“Excuse me, can you unlock the bathroom? Thanks. Oh. I forgot, I’m not wearing underwear.” (Kindergarten)
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February 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Excuse me, can you unlock the bathroom? Thanks. Oh. I forgot, I’m not wearing underwear.” (Kindergarten)
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“I hurted my armpit bones.” (K)
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January 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“I hurted my armpit bones.” (K)
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“Good morning. My butt cheek hurts. Okay, bye!” (K)
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January 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Good morning. My butt cheek hurts. Okay, bye!” (K)
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Kid: “If you don’t give me those, you have to marry Miss G.”
Me: “Hey Miss G! Guess what? We are getting married!”
Miss G: “Yay!”
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Me: “Hey Miss G! Guess what? We are getting married!”
Miss G: “Yay!”
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January 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Kid: “If you don’t give me those, you have to marry Miss G.”
Me: “Hey Miss G! Guess what? We are getting married!”
Miss G: “Yay!”
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Me: “Hey Miss G! Guess what? We are getting married!”
Miss G: “Yay!”
#funny #kids #recess #education #educationhumor #teachers #teacherhumor
“I only punched him because he said he was going to fart!” (3rd grade)
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January 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I only punched him because he said he was going to fart!” (3rd grade)
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