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Just like last year, if you totally disagree with me, the tierlist has been updated.
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Just like last year, if you totally disagree with me, the tierlist has been updated.
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To be honest, think next year might be my last. Make it a nice, happy trilogy. Then again, horror movies always get more sequels than they need, so who knows?
To be honest, think next year might be my last. Make it a nice, happy trilogy. Then again, horror movies always get more sequels than they need, so who knows?
The movie marathon was really fun to do! There were some rough days, especially near the middle when school assignments ramped up, but I'm glad I got through it.
November should hopefully be easier. I wanna finish some shows/games, but no stress.
The movie marathon was really fun to do! There were some rough days, especially near the middle when school assignments ramped up, but I'm glad I got through it.
November should hopefully be easier. I wanna finish some shows/games, but no stress.
A short but charming movie. The costumes are hit or miss (the werewolves especially look rough) and I didn't enjoy some of the more sexual scenes, but the child actors did a good job! Each story contained is fun, if a bit simple, and it's all tied together nicely.
A short but charming movie. The costumes are hit or miss (the werewolves especially look rough) and I didn't enjoy some of the more sexual scenes, but the child actors did a good job! Each story contained is fun, if a bit simple, and it's all tied together nicely.
Obviously the gore isn't for everyone. However, the practical effects are VERY well done. Allie's death is a highlight. David Thornton as Art is hilarious and Paul Wiley's music absolutely slaps. However, the plot is simple at best and somewhat nonsensical at worst.
Obviously the gore isn't for everyone. However, the practical effects are VERY well done. Allie's death is a highlight. David Thornton as Art is hilarious and Paul Wiley's music absolutely slaps. However, the plot is simple at best and somewhat nonsensical at worst.
A perfect spiritual successor to Scary Movie. Its nonsensical humor is further elevated by its silly kills and its purposely shitty acting. The VHS aesthetic is well utilized and gives it charm.
It's also very homoerotic. If you're into that, I mean.
A perfect spiritual successor to Scary Movie. Its nonsensical humor is further elevated by its silly kills and its purposely shitty acting. The VHS aesthetic is well utilized and gives it charm.
It's also very homoerotic. If you're into that, I mean.
The primary family is rather uninteresting to watch, which isn't great for a movie like this. However, the antics of both the bounty hunters and the Crites add enough to keep it from being too boring to watch. Surprisingly good practical effects too, considering the budget.
The primary family is rather uninteresting to watch, which isn't great for a movie like this. However, the antics of both the bounty hunters and the Crites add enough to keep it from being too boring to watch. Surprisingly good practical effects too, considering the budget.
And now you've gone and left me. You were my... you were my friend. You got killed by a turkey. Who's not... who's not my friend. Oh Billy, Billy, Billy. You were my... my best friend. We were meant to be best friends forever. And now you're... a dead best friend.
And now you've gone and left me. You were my... you were my friend. You got killed by a turkey. Who's not... who's not my friend. Oh Billy, Billy, Billy. You were my... my best friend. We were meant to be best friends forever. And now you're... a dead best friend.
It's clear Pumpkinhead was made on a lower budget, but it manages to be entertaining despite that. Its unique rural aesthetic (including music by Richard Stone) and all-around solid acting help it overcome some of its technical shortcomings. Surprisingly deep message.
It's clear Pumpkinhead was made on a lower budget, but it manages to be entertaining despite that. Its unique rural aesthetic (including music by Richard Stone) and all-around solid acting help it overcome some of its technical shortcomings. Surprisingly deep message.
I've seen this movie a few times before, but I forget how hilarious it is. Even if the beginning is slow, it absolutely makes up for it once the Gremlins come in. A ton of unique designs. The score is also worth highlighting. Jerry Goldsmith's music enhances every scene.
I've seen this movie a few times before, but I forget how hilarious it is. Even if the beginning is slow, it absolutely makes up for it once the Gremlins come in. A ton of unique designs. The score is also worth highlighting. Jerry Goldsmith's music enhances every scene.
A slow burn. It takes a while for everything to come together. However, it's absolutely worth sitting through the first half for the second. Phenomenal acting, especially from Thomas Jane and William Sadler. If nothing else, the ending will stick with you for a long time.
A slow burn. It takes a while for everything to come together. However, it's absolutely worth sitting through the first half for the second. Phenomenal acting, especially from Thomas Jane and William Sadler. If nothing else, the ending will stick with you for a long time.
Such an unique experience. Its non-linear storytelling makes it all the more enjoyable when you begin connecting the narrative together and its strange effects will definitely unsettle you. Kayako and her family are as terrifying as they are sympathetic. Fantastic.
Such an unique experience. Its non-linear storytelling makes it all the more enjoyable when you begin connecting the narrative together and its strange effects will definitely unsettle you. Kayako and her family are as terrifying as they are sympathetic. Fantastic.
This movie features several main characters, almost none of which are fleshed out. Its dialogue is rather poorly written. Its plot is nonsensical, with the bear somehow being hyper intelligent and using coke as a power-up. It is not good.
I hope this gets a sequel.
This movie features several main characters, almost none of which are fleshed out. Its dialogue is rather poorly written. Its plot is nonsensical, with the bear somehow being hyper intelligent and using coke as a power-up. It is not good.
I hope this gets a sequel.
Still hilarious all these years later. Columbus, Tallahassee, and Little Rock are all entertaining characters, although Wichita is a bit weaker. Jesse Eisenberg brings a lot of charm to his role. Despite a weak final act, Zombieland is a fun time throughout.
Still hilarious all these years later. Columbus, Tallahassee, and Little Rock are all entertaining characters, although Wichita is a bit weaker. Jesse Eisenberg brings a lot of charm to his role. Despite a weak final act, Zombieland is a fun time throughout.
A rather boring film featuring a protagonist who's dull at best and unlikeable at worst. If you can sit through a mediocre script with some unforunate stereotypes, you'll at least be impressed by the well crafted Wolf Man makeup and by some of the acting.
A rather boring film featuring a protagonist who's dull at best and unlikeable at worst. If you can sit through a mediocre script with some unforunate stereotypes, you'll at least be impressed by the well crafted Wolf Man makeup and by some of the acting.
The movie may be short, but incredibly sweet. The writing is hilarious, yet the madness plaguing Jack Griffin and the crimes he commit feel serious enough to make it genuinely engaging. Its practical effects have aged surprisingly well. Absolutely worth watching.
The movie may be short, but incredibly sweet. The writing is hilarious, yet the madness plaguing Jack Griffin and the crimes he commit feel serious enough to make it genuinely engaging. Its practical effects have aged surprisingly well. Absolutely worth watching.
For a movie about a shambling zombie, it's full of so much life. The bright color grading and occasional piece of stylistic animation will please your eyes while the witty humor and the fantastic romance between Lisa and her monster will please your mind.
For a movie about a shambling zombie, it's full of so much life. The bright color grading and occasional piece of stylistic animation will please your eyes while the witty humor and the fantastic romance between Lisa and her monster will please your mind.
While Hitchcock's directing can lead to poor pacing at some parts, it can also create fantastic tension. Despite its odd premise, it manages to entertain and sometimes unsettle. While its use of greenscreen hasn't aged the best, the animal stunts are very well done.
While Hitchcock's directing can lead to poor pacing at some parts, it can also create fantastic tension. Despite its odd premise, it manages to entertain and sometimes unsettle. While its use of greenscreen hasn't aged the best, the animal stunts are very well done.
The plot is very weirdly paced, leading to some odd moments... But dammit, there's a lot of charm. It's so cheesy, it wraps back around to being genuinely enjoyable. Once Cry Little Sister plays the third time, you'll get it. The grandfather drives through his house. Peak.
The plot is very weirdly paced, leading to some odd moments... But dammit, there's a lot of charm. It's so cheesy, it wraps back around to being genuinely enjoyable. Once Cry Little Sister plays the third time, you'll get it. The grandfather drives through his house. Peak.
I could discuss the movie's confusing, self-contradictory plot. I could mention how it seems to entirely lack a middle act. I could even bring up its terrible ending. But I think @cooberteehee.bsky.social would do a better job than I ever could explaining why AfrAId sucks.
I could discuss the movie's confusing, self-contradictory plot. I could mention how it seems to entirely lack a middle act. I could even bring up its terrible ending. But I think @cooberteehee.bsky.social would do a better job than I ever could explaining why AfrAId sucks.
I'd rather watch a bad film than an insecure film. Unfortunately, Heart Eyes is extremely insecure in its script. Lots of unfunny jokes, even during serious moments, and lampshading that made my eyes roll. At least the killer has a fun design and the gore is fantastic.
I'd rather watch a bad film than an insecure film. Unfortunately, Heart Eyes is extremely insecure in its script. Lots of unfunny jokes, even during serious moments, and lampshading that made my eyes roll. At least the killer has a fun design and the gore is fantastic.
Haunting. A stellar script, a stellar cast, stellar cinematography. Everything about this film is fantastic.
The topic of gender is handled shockingly well given the time period. While not perfect, it's still discussed with a level of tact that's appreciated.
Haunting. A stellar script, a stellar cast, stellar cinematography. Everything about this film is fantastic.
The topic of gender is handled shockingly well given the time period. While not perfect, it's still discussed with a level of tact that's appreciated.
So like, obviously Basket Case is a bad movie. I don't think I need to explain why. But it's also a really, really funny movie. Almost every line in this film is delivered in the worst possible way and it's fantastic.
Also got to see Kevin Hentenryck's penis, 10/10
So like, obviously Basket Case is a bad movie. I don't think I need to explain why. But it's also a really, really funny movie. Almost every line in this film is delivered in the worst possible way and it's fantastic.
Also got to see Kevin Hentenryck's penis, 10/10
A uniquely entertaining premise with a hilarious script. If you're able to stomach a predictable plot with an underwhelming killer reveal, you're sure to have fun. Despite being initially obnoxious, you'll find yourself warming up to main character Tree by the end.
A uniquely entertaining premise with a hilarious script. If you're able to stomach a predictable plot with an underwhelming killer reveal, you're sure to have fun. Despite being initially obnoxious, you'll find yourself warming up to main character Tree by the end.
While Carrie is bogged down by a story that goes by too quickly and hit or miss character writing, it shines when it comes to its unique visuals. Brian De Palma's directing helps to improve an otherwise serviceable script. The prom especially has stellar cinematography.
While Carrie is bogged down by a story that goes by too quickly and hit or miss character writing, it shines when it comes to its unique visuals. Brian De Palma's directing helps to improve an otherwise serviceable script. The prom especially has stellar cinematography.