Adroitly Absurd
@adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social
🗃️ Historian, interpreter, educator, reenactor, now #Skystorian, etc. born a century or so too late. Randomly purveys wit, wisdom, & waffling. Opinions = mine, R/T ≠ endorsement
Meanwhile, across the break room, another snack demands satisfaction…
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Meanwhile, across the break room, another snack demands satisfaction…
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
An erudite gentleman of distinction maintains a neat & tidy deportment post-repast
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
An erudite gentleman of distinction maintains a neat & tidy deportment post-repast
“I ate the whole plate”
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“I ate the whole plate”
ᙎᙓ ᒪIKᙓ ᙅᕼIᙅKᙓᑎ ᙓᙏᑭᗩᑎᗩᗩᗩᗩᗪᗩᗩS
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ᙎᙓ ᒪIKᙓ ᙅᕼIᙅKᙓᑎ ᙓᙏᑭᗩᑎᗩᗩᗩᗩᗪᗩᗩS
Things are really bad rn but I did have a lunch date w/ Bob from the marina next door earlier today, so that was nice
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Things are really bad rn but I did have a lunch date w/ Bob from the marina next door earlier today, so that was nice
… eating like an 1880s ranch hand being a famous sign of mental health in 2025
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
… eating like an 1880s ranch hand being a famous sign of mental health in 2025
Sometimes the only cure is a shitload of beans
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sometimes the only cure is a shitload of beans
Ain’t the prettiest, but pie is pie
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ain’t the prettiest, but pie is pie
H/t @historygirl.bsky.social for putting me on to @tomscud.bsky.social’s helluva mood, which is *only* improved / the appropriate music: (click 🔊)
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
H/t @historygirl.bsky.social for putting me on to @tomscud.bsky.social’s helluva mood, which is *only* improved / the appropriate music: (click 🔊)
Why yes, it IS a good morning
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Why yes, it IS a good morning
‘Twas told New York would collapse into the infernal pit if Mamdani won but from where I’m sittin’ it looks pretty good to me
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
‘Twas told New York would collapse into the infernal pit if Mamdani won but from where I’m sittin’ it looks pretty good to me
Went to my local ammo store to check out the ordinance for myself
If I don’t report back in an hour that shit was too powerful
If I don’t report back in an hour that shit was too powerful
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Went to my local ammo store to check out the ordinance for myself
If I don’t report back in an hour that shit was too powerful
If I don’t report back in an hour that shit was too powerful
Like clockwork
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Like clockwork
Hate to be that guy but will it tho?
Will it?
Will it?
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hate to be that guy but will it tho?
Will it?
Will it?
This begs the question: if within the sandwich strike zone, is the survivability onion affected by the presence of onions on the sub
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This begs the question: if within the sandwich strike zone, is the survivability onion affected by the presence of onions on the sub
And he was FABULOUS
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
And he was FABULOUS
Experiencing a lot of Weather today
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Experiencing a lot of Weather today
I assume it’s the confidence of a lifetime’s experience having seen loads of shit & not giving a fuck but as the brilliant Susan Rice (the comedienne, not the diplomat) frequently notes once you hit a certain age you can get away w/ ANYTHING since folks don’t expect it from a “sweet old lady”
October 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I assume it’s the confidence of a lifetime’s experience having seen loads of shit & not giving a fuck but as the brilliant Susan Rice (the comedienne, not the diplomat) frequently notes once you hit a certain age you can get away w/ ANYTHING since folks don’t expect it from a “sweet old lady”