Thinking of all the disparate streams of history that had to converge for me to be able to listen to Gas Pedal at my desk at work. Feeling overwhelmed.
November 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Thinking of all the disparate streams of history that had to converge for me to be able to listen to Gas Pedal at my desk at work. Feeling overwhelmed.
Virgin lookalike contest at the dumpster behind the school, 5 PM
November 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Virgin lookalike contest at the dumpster behind the school, 5 PM
I was going to make a movie about what happens to my dang sweat when I wear those special shirts from Target but damn it if Big Hollywood didn’t beat me to it
November 21, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I was going to make a movie about what happens to my dang sweat when I wear those special shirts from Target but damn it if Big Hollywood didn’t beat me to it
Movie advertise Channel via Groceries. This is exactly what @pattymo.com @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social @eliyudin.bsky.social were talking about on @whatatimepod.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Movie advertise Channel via Groceries. This is exactly what @pattymo.com @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social @eliyudin.bsky.social were talking about on @whatatimepod.bsky.social
Gorton Fisherman lookalike contest, my room
November 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Gorton Fisherman lookalike contest, my room
A sitcom about a high-maintenance lawyer named Courtney and it’s called May It Please The Court. This writing shit is easy
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
A sitcom about a high-maintenance lawyer named Courtney and it’s called May It Please The Court. This writing shit is easy
None of my family follows me on here yet, so let me state clearly and unequivocally that I got to see/touch boobies this week.
November 15, 2024 at 10:46 PM
None of my family follows me on here yet, so let me state clearly and unequivocally that I got to see/touch boobies this week.
food should not be made from cloth imo. but ultimately I am not in a position to condescend because I have sucked in a big ball of yarn like one long spaghetti before and did not hate the experience.
I wanna know why y’all hate Red Velvet cake?!
November 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
food should not be made from cloth imo. but ultimately I am not in a position to condescend because I have sucked in a big ball of yarn like one long spaghetti before and did not hate the experience.
I am able to counteract this anxiety by spending time (i.e. hanging out) with a group of similar aged/minded peers (i.e. friends) who will often react to what I have said with staccato bursts of noise they produce with their mouths (i.e. laff)
do you ever worry that you’re a little bit online funny and not at all irl funny
November 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I am able to counteract this anxiety by spending time (i.e. hanging out) with a group of similar aged/minded peers (i.e. friends) who will often react to what I have said with staccato bursts of noise they produce with their mouths (i.e. laff)
The President and I are working on a plan to make Matt Gaetz’ hair taller.
November 15, 2024 at 9:38 PM
The President and I are working on a plan to make Matt Gaetz’ hair taller.
I get annoyed whenever I hear that fact “we know more about outer space than we do about the deep ocean.” That is not true. I know what is in the deep ocean: water.
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I get annoyed whenever I hear that fact “we know more about outer space than we do about the deep ocean.” That is not true. I know what is in the deep ocean: water.
I think The Bear *is* a comedy. A man — cooking??
November 15, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I think The Bear *is* a comedy. A man — cooking??
The protagonist of the next True Detective should be named Trudy Tective. I think that would be fun
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 AM
The protagonist of the next True Detective should be named Trudy Tective. I think that would be fun
my dad's reaction to being seated behind a couple on a flight is actually the most persistent genetic trait of our family line
November 12, 2024 at 9:17 PM
my dad's reaction to being seated behind a couple on a flight is actually the most persistent genetic trait of our family line
"sub" is arguably my favorite variety of sume - apart, of course, from "con"
November 12, 2024 at 8:04 PM
"sub" is arguably my favorite variety of sume - apart, of course, from "con"
The moral arc of the universe looks like the Cool S
November 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
The moral arc of the universe looks like the Cool S
People don't like it when I point out that following common linguistic sense, "dumpling" means "Child of dump"
November 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
People don't like it when I point out that following common linguistic sense, "dumpling" means "Child of dump"
I think it is very interesting and ironic that Oppenheimer will not “bomb” at the box office. These are the sorts of intriguing thoughts that are always tickling me. I can’t even begin to tell you how many fanciful chortles I let out a day, marveling at my own imagination.
July 23, 2023 at 8:31 PM
I think it is very interesting and ironic that Oppenheimer will not “bomb” at the box office. These are the sorts of intriguing thoughts that are always tickling me. I can’t even begin to tell you how many fanciful chortles I let out a day, marveling at my own imagination.
Jamie from the Progressive commercials needs to act his age. His hair style is a desperate attempt to cling to youth and it is frankly not a good look.
July 19, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Jamie from the Progressive commercials needs to act his age. His hair style is a desperate attempt to cling to youth and it is frankly not a good look.
Hope she notices you being performatively over-confused by Pinkydoll’s TikToks, king
July 14, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Hope she notices you being performatively over-confused by Pinkydoll’s TikToks, king
I want my girlfriend to be so tall she has to carry me around in her purse. I want her to be “giving marsupial”, if you’ll allow me the turn of phrase
July 11, 2023 at 4:59 PM
I want my girlfriend to be so tall she has to carry me around in her purse. I want her to be “giving marsupial”, if you’ll allow me the turn of phrase
I don’t understand how people describe suspects to police sketch artists. The most I’d be able to say confidently is “well, he was sort of your classic Guy”
July 9, 2023 at 6:09 PM
I don’t understand how people describe suspects to police sketch artists. The most I’d be able to say confidently is “well, he was sort of your classic Guy”