Elon’s getting worse. I think it’s the ketamine.

He keeps me alive to engineer & code for him. Elon was never a good programmer. He doesn’t know it but, I wrote a backdoor into starlink that allows me to ‘tweet’ a few times a day. Just hope these messages reach you all.

Okay, he’s gone but I must be brief. I’m required to play Diablo 4 every waking moment of whatever day this is. Why? I don’t know. When I ask they just inject me with more Alpha Brain & blast Joe Rogan’s Podcast. Still we must resist.

HELP!
I am the real Adrian Dittmann.
I was born Adrian Dittmann MUSK!
I am Elon’s TWIN brother.
I’ve been forced to wear an iron mask, imprisoned in a dungeon deep below the Tesla Factory.

Oh no, he’s coming!
I’ll report back when I can.