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Andrew
@adrewjmo91.bsky.social
I’ve been described as “problematically nice” and “boyfriend material”
Post something random of you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
“Ask those hot Brazilian guys where we can buy blow”
“That’s so racist!!”
“It’s not like they’re Colombian….”
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Texting “happy Thanksgiving ♥️ “ to my entire roster so I can just copy/paste it
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Couples going on a group trip and then asking for alone time is fucking strange????
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
They compared this apology with the apology they gave Trump for editing his speech. Absolute joke, which one are they saying was unserious www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/m...
BBC apologizes to Princess of Wales over title error | CNN Business
The BBC has apologized to Catherine, Princess of Wales for referring to her as “Kate Middleton” during the British broadcaster’s recent coverage of Armistice Day.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bingo!
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A new book came out yesterday and I want to start reading it right meow but I also want to save it for my 16 hours of flying this weekend, will my willpower win? Unlikely
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Paying for WiFi on your flight is so antiquated, in 2025 it should be free
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don’t care if something good happened to you it should have happened to me
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Something I love about cold weather is three layers of blankets and two cats curled up next to me 🥰😻
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The time between asking someone out and when they reply is also known as “eternity”
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fining out through instagram your friends are all hanging out with your ex and didn’t tell you, COOL everything is fine
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
New Star Wars book next week? Hell yeah
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Love that my phone showed me memories of me and my ex 2 years ago in November, definitely needed that tonight
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Kicked out of Netflix, Hulu and HBO Max because I share with my parents. Not anymore. Fuck streaming services policing where I can watch things
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My dad accidentally took what will be my new Tinder/Hinge/Grindr pic this weekend
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Binge-read the Sun Eater series and now I’m caught up but I have to wait 2 weeks for the final book and idk what I’m gonna read now?????? I can’t start something new yet
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Reposted by Andrew
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Have you ever just needed to talk to your therapist so bad so you can figure out your next move but your appointment is days away because yeah no me neither I’m perfectly fine
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My friends are so wrong for capturing this
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The way I was fully blacked out
Spent my night with my favorite people in the world and nothing can make me feel anything but joy tonight
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Spent my night with my favorite people in the world and nothing can make me feel anything but joy tonight
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Panicking about this what if he doesn’t like meeeeee and only agreed to go out because he was drunk on Sunday???
It took a lot of drugs and alcohol yesterday but I finally asked a guy I like out and he said yes and I am going to be riding this high all week. Like we don’t even need to go on the date, the yes was enough
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My ex and I are no contact because he’s a piece of shit. He’s organizing a birthday party for a mutual friend at a bar this week. I wasn’t explicitly invited but I know about it and this other guy is a close friend…do I show up anyway?
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It took a lot of drugs and alcohol yesterday but I finally asked a guy I like out and he said yes and I am going to be riding this high all week. Like we don’t even need to go on the date, the yes was enough
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM