Adnrew
@adnrew.bsky.social
Writer, seen in New Yorker, ucb, and dead parts of internet. Opinions here represent the times square M&M store
Oh you want to “own the libs”? You know you’ll have to walk them every day
March 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Oh you want to “own the libs”? You know you’ll have to walk them every day
Keeping a doc status of draft is a corp way of giving yourself the out of “I’m not dumb, I was just kidding”
January 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Keeping a doc status of draft is a corp way of giving yourself the out of “I’m not dumb, I was just kidding”
One of my favorite authentication codes is 386428, lmk if you ever get this one
January 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
One of my favorite authentication codes is 386428, lmk if you ever get this one
Oh the bird flu is spreading? Or is that just propaganda to stop me from open mouth kissing every bird, you prudes
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oh the bird flu is spreading? Or is that just propaganda to stop me from open mouth kissing every bird, you prudes
You can be passive AND aggressive? Sign me up!
January 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You can be passive AND aggressive? Sign me up!
Nobody “let” the bed bugs bite, your will is not a factor
January 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nobody “let” the bed bugs bite, your will is not a factor
Face ID is convenient, sure but what happens when Nicholas cage steals my face
December 30, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Face ID is convenient, sure but what happens when Nicholas cage steals my face
AI can indulge your wildest dreams
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
AI can indulge your wildest dreams
Arrives before Christmas
December 21, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Arrives before Christmas
Zillow filter for “has an underground lair”
December 13, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Zillow filter for “has an underground lair”
No doy? Ok how many doys are acceptable
December 10, 2024 at 8:10 PM
No doy? Ok how many doys are acceptable
Imagine getting killed by a serial killer, just another murder to them, how embarrassing
December 10, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Imagine getting killed by a serial killer, just another murder to them, how embarrassing
Honestly just let King Kong climb the Empire State Building, kinda curious what he’d do up there
December 9, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Honestly just let King Kong climb the Empire State Building, kinda curious what he’d do up there
That’s just the tip of the iceberg (cold and lonely)
December 5, 2024 at 8:24 PM
That’s just the tip of the iceberg (cold and lonely)
generative ai is terrible for the earth and for artists and also look at this cool picture i had it make
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
generative ai is terrible for the earth and for artists and also look at this cool picture i had it make
A few years ago they did a sequel to Full House, called House
November 29, 2024 at 8:50 PM
A few years ago they did a sequel to Full House, called House
Thankful for the updates to terms of service that keep our companies protected
November 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Thankful for the updates to terms of service that keep our companies protected
I liked it better when I didn’t have to learn what a tariff was
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I liked it better when I didn’t have to learn what a tariff was
“I’ll have the wings please”
“Boneless or -“
“I WANT TO GET BONED!”
*high fives everyone at Applebees, runs out the door, drives into the sunset*
“Boneless or -“
“I WANT TO GET BONED!”
*high fives everyone at Applebees, runs out the door, drives into the sunset*
November 26, 2024 at 11:02 AM
“I’ll have the wings please”
“Boneless or -“
“I WANT TO GET BONED!”
*high fives everyone at Applebees, runs out the door, drives into the sunset*
“Boneless or -“
“I WANT TO GET BONED!”
*high fives everyone at Applebees, runs out the door, drives into the sunset*
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and soon you find yourself selling fishing courses. It will be fun at first but you never realized how most of the work is actually promoting the course. And ugh how will you handle taxes this year
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and soon you find yourself selling fishing courses. It will be fun at first but you never realized how most of the work is actually promoting the course. And ugh how will you handle taxes this year
Lady and the tramping the chilis cheese pull
November 24, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Lady and the tramping the chilis cheese pull
Do something every day that scares you, like attend a dinner party in a mansion with 12 strangers and a host that dies mysteriously
November 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Do something every day that scares you, like attend a dinner party in a mansion with 12 strangers and a host that dies mysteriously
Half and half? Do you mean one whole
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Half and half? Do you mean one whole
What keeps Clifford from ruling us all
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
What keeps Clifford from ruling us all
Sorry you’ll just have to assume that I was wildly popular on twitter
November 20, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Sorry you’ll just have to assume that I was wildly popular on twitter