Go hang out with your grandpa. He’s got cool things to tell you. You’re just wasting your life buying doge.

Pro tip: if you don’t want politics discussed at your Thanksgiving table, be worse than your relatives. I’m a pro-eugenics anarchocommunist for the next 3 hours. I’ve already made one uncle cry.

Y’all will complain ab ur boss but not fight them on a small platform unstably hanging above a volcano like do u want problems or solutions