Good grief I thought this was a paraphrase at first

A lot of folks currently play-acting as Christians could be in for quite a shock.

31% GOP suggests 6-7% of them have it too, cause you can get 38% GOP favorability for “They should call it the Trump-Lincoln Memorial.”

“An apology. Removed a post about a woman who I still estimate is a piece of trash. The post featured an upskirt photo I took of her on an escalator because I am very concerned about declining standards of propriety, you see. I’m sorry you got offended.”

Obligatory IANAL, but curious he doesn’t cite anything after “as required by federal law”

As I was reading this I kind of suddenly remembered he’s the Vice President of the United States, and the experience was a little jarring.

INTERCOM?

Can’t have UCI if there’s no command

“It’s not pink. It’s the famously masculine color known as rose.”

Goes hard, as they say.

Truly insane. Like try to strip away all contemporary context and imagine a SECDEF uttering the words “I want you to use artificial intelligence.”