(i step outside onto the patio of my Italian villa. One of the actors from Stranger Things is there, putting hinges onto a part of the fence): hey, you're gatin' my terrazzo
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
(i step outside onto the patio of my Italian villa. One of the actors from Stranger Things is there, putting hinges onto a part of the fence): hey, you're gatin' my terrazzo
They should do a crossover RTS and Pokemon game where the Pokemon use hammers and it's called Total War: Warhammer: Wartortle Hammer War
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They should do a crossover RTS and Pokemon game where the Pokemon use hammers and it's called Total War: Warhammer: Wartortle Hammer War
Prediction for Stranger Things S5: Eleven loses or cannot access her powers for some reason. They stall for ~6 episodes while the villain gains power and does nefarious things. In the last episode, Eleven suddenly regains her powers, holds up her hand and yells, and the villain is defeated
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Prediction for Stranger Things S5: Eleven loses or cannot access her powers for some reason. They stall for ~6 episodes while the villain gains power and does nefarious things. In the last episode, Eleven suddenly regains her powers, holds up her hand and yells, and the villain is defeated
Trying to minmax my trick or treating this year...anyone know any good farming routes that minimize downtime and have a high TPH (treats per hour)
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trying to minmax my trick or treating this year...anyone know any good farming routes that minimize downtime and have a high TPH (treats per hour)
Reposted by Adam
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
Me: let's meet around 6ish!
Other people's brains: I will aim to arrive around 6
My brain: if you are not there at 5:45 you are actively harming people
Other people's brains: I will aim to arrive around 6
My brain: if you are not there at 5:45 you are actively harming people
August 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me: let's meet around 6ish!
Other people's brains: I will aim to arrive around 6
My brain: if you are not there at 5:45 you are actively harming people
Other people's brains: I will aim to arrive around 6
My brain: if you are not there at 5:45 you are actively harming people
Playing Borderlands 2 and astonished that they somehow made all the guns completely miserable to use. I had already missed 10+ times before starting this recording
August 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Playing Borderlands 2 and astonished that they somehow made all the guns completely miserable to use. I had already missed 10+ times before starting this recording
Starter ability in an MMO: Strike your foe with a hammer, dealing 12 damage
Endgame ability: SMITE your foe with the FIST of GOD, dealing 14,768,379 RIGHTEOUS damage and causing three additional JUSTICE EXPLOSIONS which blind all nearby enemies
Endgame ability: SMITE your foe with the FIST of GOD, dealing 14,768,379 RIGHTEOUS damage and causing three additional JUSTICE EXPLOSIONS which blind all nearby enemies
August 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Starter ability in an MMO: Strike your foe with a hammer, dealing 12 damage
Endgame ability: SMITE your foe with the FIST of GOD, dealing 14,768,379 RIGHTEOUS damage and causing three additional JUSTICE EXPLOSIONS which blind all nearby enemies
Endgame ability: SMITE your foe with the FIST of GOD, dealing 14,768,379 RIGHTEOUS damage and causing three additional JUSTICE EXPLOSIONS which blind all nearby enemies
[taping "Because News" on CBC Radio]
host: what did Doug Ford say as he walked into the caucus meeting this morning?
panelist: (blows raspberry) OOPS I FARDED. then he danced the macarena
(90 second laugh track)
host: incorrect, it was "good morning, everyone"
host: what did Doug Ford say as he walked into the caucus meeting this morning?
panelist: (blows raspberry) OOPS I FARDED. then he danced the macarena
(90 second laugh track)
host: incorrect, it was "good morning, everyone"
June 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
[taping "Because News" on CBC Radio]
host: what did Doug Ford say as he walked into the caucus meeting this morning?
panelist: (blows raspberry) OOPS I FARDED. then he danced the macarena
(90 second laugh track)
host: incorrect, it was "good morning, everyone"
host: what did Doug Ford say as he walked into the caucus meeting this morning?
panelist: (blows raspberry) OOPS I FARDED. then he danced the macarena
(90 second laugh track)
host: incorrect, it was "good morning, everyone"
Been playing Watch_Dogs and it's so funny. Game tells me to go stop a potential crime at a gas station. I can't find the culprit. While I'm looking a guy kneels by the pumps and lights them on fire. The explosion sends him cartwheeling through the air and the game says GREAT JOB, MISSION COMPLETE
May 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Been playing Watch_Dogs and it's so funny. Game tells me to go stop a potential crime at a gas station. I can't find the culprit. While I'm looking a guy kneels by the pumps and lights them on fire. The explosion sends him cartwheeling through the air and the game says GREAT JOB, MISSION COMPLETE