current project:
Theo & James (ex-best friends, current costars) are forced to fake date to save their struggling tv show Arctic Rescue. They say fake it ‘til you make it in Hollywood, but there’s no faking the chemistry between them. Will it be enough to convince the producers to save their show?

The truly freeing thing about embracing queerness as an identity is that you relieve yourself of any patriarchal white American beauty standard.

like I shaved half my head in an undercut and all my queer friends proceeded to call me hot af

and they were right. I am hot af

Me reading the OBM memo pausing all federal grants:

Taylor Swift and I are the same sort of mentally ill in that I also categorize an era of my life as the Red Era.

Granted, it’s the Red Hat Era, but close enough.

(shout out to ages 24 - 28)

also yes, prior to that I was in my Blue Hat Era (age 18-23).

And I’m currently in my Green Hat Era.

me: why am I single?

also me: these are clearly great prompt responses for my dating profile

in a surprising turn of events (not really), my top artist is Beyoncé this year in my Apple Replay (the alternative Spotify wrapped)
#applyreplay

my 84 year old aunt’s contribution to Thanksgiving dinner:

eventually I’m gonna run out of hair to cut when I need to regain some sanity.

but hello gender euphoric androgynous page boy cut

✨hello, Bluesky, let me introduce myself:✨

I’m a writer (mostly YA and adult fantasy) as well as a playwright (think historical revenge feminist tales).

My stories are queer, filled with rage, and a little magic.

I post about writing, politics, pop culture, anything else screaming in my brain

updated my dating profile to reflect the level of fucks i give in the world today:

ps. for added fun read the alt text