Are you me?

Imagine being president of this country, and thinking paracetamol is the problem drug to go after

“Er, deev done a traffic cone. Der might be two traffic cones next year”

Actua Soccer 2 was the dog’s bollocks. Super Fury Animals did the music. They had a team in the game and Gruff played up front, resplendent in jeans and a bright orange kagool.

Gone already.

WHAT. A. PHOTO. THAT. IS.

Actual sick is in my mouth.

This kind of guff can get in the fucking bin.

Grandad Cone and Conelad! The cover is also hilarious

He sounds like an absolute bellend, the kind of person I want to have no association with Everton whatsoever. Even if it’s just a name on a list of board members.

There’s a world full of ‘win-at-all-cost, high performance’ dickheads out there to choose from that don’t batter their wives.

Seems like a nice bloke

Have that you kopite rat.

“I wonder who’s going to be sat on this bench waiting for their chance up front while I relentlessly slot, game after game”

A quick glance at a map would have confirmed this long ago.

May as well award the World Cup to Silo on Apple TV, lads

Why was Parkrun cancelled Gregg?

The more I see Beckham and his new plastic face, the more it looks like James Bond’s Japanese disguise in You Only Live Twice.

Everton royalty just in front of me today. Casually checking the scores at half time whilst everyone took sly photos!
@reid6peter.bsky.social
Nice touch with the NEC bobble.