Maffu
@adistanthistory.bsky.social
Runs a bit, tells shite jokes a lot, Hibs supporter when it’s not depressing, Lochee United supporter most of the time
It always sounded like an album that someone at a record label would have said “are you sure you want to put this out?”
Like all Robbie Williams stuff it’s utter dogshit but it is at least a little interesting.
Like all Robbie Williams stuff it’s utter dogshit but it is at least a little interesting.
June 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It always sounded like an album that someone at a record label would have said “are you sure you want to put this out?”
Like all Robbie Williams stuff it’s utter dogshit but it is at least a little interesting.
Like all Robbie Williams stuff it’s utter dogshit but it is at least a little interesting.
It’s a crying shame to see this sort of shit that made Twitter a cesspit come across here.
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It’s a crying shame to see this sort of shit that made Twitter a cesspit come across here.
Don’t speak about Ol’ Goosebump Arm like that
June 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Don’t speak about Ol’ Goosebump Arm like that
There are racing series in everything from Fiestas to Citroen C1s to ride on lawnmowers already. And they’re all several times more exciting to watch than F1.
June 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
There are racing series in everything from Fiestas to Citroen C1s to ride on lawnmowers already. And they’re all several times more exciting to watch than F1.
My favourite Toni Braxton song.
May 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My favourite Toni Braxton song.
Have you not heard all the things he’s told Greg Davies off air?
May 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Have you not heard all the things he’s told Greg Davies off air?
Second one is a valiant attempt at creating a picture of a scene, the first one is just shit.
May 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Second one is a valiant attempt at creating a picture of a scene, the first one is just shit.
“So what do you do for a living, Bob?”
“I’m a professional bellend”
“I’m a professional bellend”
May 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
“So what do you do for a living, Bob?”
“I’m a professional bellend”
“I’m a professional bellend”
That’s because it’s humiliating for them. “Easiest deal in human history”, “sunlit uplands” and so forth. They were wrong and are being proven wrong every single day.
May 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That’s because it’s humiliating for them. “Easiest deal in human history”, “sunlit uplands” and so forth. They were wrong and are being proven wrong every single day.
And on that note, no, the Greens are not a viable option for the exact same reason that Reform aren’t. You can’t govern without acknowledging the above, otherwise you have a wish list rather than a manifesto. In fact, Greens and Reform are two cheeks of the same arse.
May 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
And on that note, no, the Greens are not a viable option for the exact same reason that Reform aren’t. You can’t govern without acknowledging the above, otherwise you have a wish list rather than a manifesto. In fact, Greens and Reform are two cheeks of the same arse.
Someone’s been watching a few too many Instagram reels. I’ve worked with some really good HR people who have done a fair bit to help staff going through a tough time. Not all are the same but there are some very good HR people out there.
May 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Someone’s been watching a few too many Instagram reels. I’ve worked with some really good HR people who have done a fair bit to help staff going through a tough time. Not all are the same but there are some very good HR people out there.
That’s quite a ridiculous idea. There’s little wrong with having an occasional treat as part of a balanced diet. It’s a very ludicrous idea to think that a minimum wage person on a till should go “no more for you!”
May 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That’s quite a ridiculous idea. There’s little wrong with having an occasional treat as part of a balanced diet. It’s a very ludicrous idea to think that a minimum wage person on a till should go “no more for you!”
Some people call me a space cloudball
Some call me the gangster of love
Some call me the gangster of love
May 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Some people call me a space cloudball
Some call me the gangster of love
Some call me the gangster of love
The one with the long name? I commuted from Dundee to Portlethen for several months and never popped in. Should have.
May 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The one with the long name? I commuted from Dundee to Portlethen for several months and never popped in. Should have.
The owner of the poodle I tried to wrap in a rizla was furious.
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The owner of the poodle I tried to wrap in a rizla was furious.
Plus they’ve said that the comments about people’s local MPs were taken totally out of context.
I’d love to know what the context was.
I’d love to know what the context was.
May 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Plus they’ve said that the comments about people’s local MPs were taken totally out of context.
I’d love to know what the context was.
I’d love to know what the context was.
Generally good advice is never vote for single policy candidates. You’ll be sorely disappointed any time you need them for something that isn’t related to that (I.e. most of the time)
May 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Generally good advice is never vote for single policy candidates. You’ll be sorely disappointed any time you need them for something that isn’t related to that (I.e. most of the time)
Does he think the dead person in the forest in Japan may have had it hard too?
April 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Does he think the dead person in the forest in Japan may have had it hard too?
The Temu Sleaford Mods
April 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The Temu Sleaford Mods
What if you reply “holy fuck I am so glad to be here and alive today” in such a manner that they can choose if you’re being sarcastic or not?
April 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What if you reply “holy fuck I am so glad to be here and alive today” in such a manner that they can choose if you’re being sarcastic or not?
Davey, Davey Gray
Davey, Davey Gray
Davey, Davey Gray
April 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Davey, Davey Gray
Davey, Davey Gray
Davey, Davey Gray
“You either love me or hate me”, “with me what you see is what you get”, or “Hi, I’m Piers Morgan” are always telltale signs
April 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
“You either love me or hate me”, “with me what you see is what you get”, or “Hi, I’m Piers Morgan” are always telltale signs
There’s not. Need a good car to drive? Hatchback. Good looking? Saloon. Spacious? Estate. Economical? Any of the above.
All of them do those things far, far better than an SUV.
All of them do those things far, far better than an SUV.
April 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There’s not. Need a good car to drive? Hatchback. Good looking? Saloon. Spacious? Estate. Economical? Any of the above.
All of them do those things far, far better than an SUV.
All of them do those things far, far better than an SUV.