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adisasterqueer.bsky.social
alyssa (they/them)
@adisasterqueer.bsky.social
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TTRPG player/writer. Mixed, queer, trans. They/them.

pfp by @cosmicamazon.bsky.social

adisasterqueer.itch.io
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YEAAA
Jamon naps so you don't have to
A black cat curled up in a confusing tangle of legs, his sleeping face mostly hidden from the camera. He lays on a brightly colored quilt.
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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🌹 BIPOC Vamp Day Stream this Saturday! 🌹

After 10 grueling days of nonstop filming and speaking to potential partners through a wall, our contestants have done it -- they've fallen in love! And tonight, they'll meet their matches for the first time in the flesh! What could possibly go wrong?
A background of red roses, over which are labeled headshots of 5 people: Glaiza, Shauntelle, Alyssa, Gwen, and Nadine. In the corner is the logo for BIPOC Vamp Day, and at the top, framed in gold, is the show title: Love at First Bite. The air date is September 20th, 2025, 5pm EST.
September 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Jamon and Horchata send love ♥️
A black cat and a tuxedo cat in a cardboard box, squished together in such a way that they look like a two-headed creature instead of two individual cats.
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Once an acolyte of the God of Lies, now a penitent trying to save the world.

Revelation is so self-indulgent, and she has one of my favorite character designs.

(Art by @abrildelucia.bsky.social, who does incredible work.)
Half body profile of Revelation, an aasimar with blue-grey skin and close-shaved hair, crying starlight tears. An aurora-toned lightning scar runs from her lower back up to her cheek. At the bottom right is an image of her back, from which extends a pair of starlight-studded blue wings.
July 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Selfie of Alyssa in a black shirt and sun hat
June 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Tonight! Things are getting pretty dire for our Wardens...and also there's a giant monster
Screenshot of a discord message sent by Alyssa (me). Text reads, "stop dying of pining before I can kill you with Kaiju!!!!!"
June 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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So thrilled to see Ally nominated! I've commissioned Ally a lot for character art, and it's always a joy!

(All art by @/cosmicamazon.bsky.social)
Bust of a person with majestic wooden horns draped in vines sprouting from her brow ridge. Her eyes are pure black and insect-like, and her expression is sad. A broken mirror with an ornate gold frame against green wallpaper. Reflected in the mirror is a snarling elf with disheveled silver hair. A masked woman with an angry expression, holding a sword above half her face. Reflected in the sword is her from a gentler time.
June 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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📺 Take the fictional characters quiz & post the first four you know

In search of my murderous other half I guess???

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Jughead Jones from Riverdale. Will Graham from Hannibal (NBC). Eve Polastri from Killing Eve. Kat Stratford from 10 Things I Hate About You.
May 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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They're communing ♥️
A black cat in a pink hot dog collar atop a grey cat tree. He is absolutely zooted, leaning backwards at a 30 degree angle and staring into space with wide yellow eyes.
May 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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✨ The time is come. Her Star is risen ✨

www.twitch.tv/themandii

(art by @/rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social)
Revelation, a deeply majestic Circle of Stars Druid with aurora borealis skin and a grey gown, in full gremlin mode. She is squatting, hands raised, shouting, radiating magic. The artwork looks like a crayon drawing on wrinkled paper.
May 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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What if I said Margaret Terkel

But actually:
🫀 Laeth: ex-aristocrat, ex-cultist, permanent mommy issues
🩸 Red
💋 Youtube

(art by @/cosmicamazon.bsky.social)
An ornate gold-framed mirror against a deep green wall. The mirror is shattered, but visible in its reflection is a snarling woman with brown skin and disheveled white curls.
April 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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No cheating, post the last photo of your pet that you took. (Don’t forget the alt text!)

My sweet cuddly boy ♥️ who needs to breathe when you can have 17lbs of cat purring on your chest
Extreme close up of a black cat's face. His eyes are closed and his expression is goofy.
March 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Post you from a different era
Soft dyke era Alyssa. Their glasses are approximately the same, but they have hair -- specifically, very floppy boyband bangs with a side shave. They're wearing a maroon flannel over a black T-shirt, and the light from the window behind them gives the photo the air of a 2000s acoustic album.
March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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A TTRPG! I wrote! Professionally printed and in my covetous little hands!!
Alyssa holding a professionally printed, physical copy of UST in their actual human hands. Their giant smile is mostly hidden behind the zine's cover, which is a soft magenta and peach toned image of two women staring longingly at each other.
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Search your name on Scryfall and post the first card image!

...you know what, Scryfall? Yes. Yes I did.
Screenshot of scryfall search result page. 0 cards found where the name includes "Alyssa". Scryfall helpfully asks if I meant "Lyssa" instead. Magic the Gathering Card "Bounty: Lyssa, Sterling Collector". The full card art is a hot brown-skinned woman in a cowboy hat, sitting atop a horse and examining coin from a cute little coin purse.
March 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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💖 Looking for a bit of queer joy? 💖

The physical edition of UST is available to purchase at Plus One EXP! plusoneexp.com/collections/...

2 Players | 2-3 Hours | No GM | No Prep
Soft, peach and magenta-toned illustration of two women lying on their backs, looking longingly at one another. Text reads "UST: a 2-player TTRPG about oblivious lesbians."
February 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I highly highly recommend commissioning Ally -- the cover below speaks for itself, but also, look at these blorbos Ally has illustrated for me 😍
An ornate, gold-framed mirror against a deep green wall. The mirror is shattered, but reflected in its remnants is the snarling face of a woman with unkempt silver hair. Bust of a woman with red-brown skin and a magnificent rack of vine-strewn wooden horns growing from her forehead. Her eyes are entirely black, almost bug-like, and seem sad. She appears to have a thin layer of moss growing where hair would be.
February 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I'm so excited to announce that UST is the February story game for Plus One Exp's Zine Club!

Which means that an updated version of my game (including some absolutely gorgeous art by @/cosmicamazon) will be available in print!!
Soft, peach and magenta-toned illustration of two women lying on their backs, looking longingly at one another. Text reads "UST: a 2-player TTRPG about oblivious lesbians."
January 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Jamon technically fits in this box 😂

He and Horchata are both very snuggly bebes
A large black cat with a slight blep, sitting upright in a very small cardboard box. A black cat and a tuxedo cat snuggled together atop a red and black flannel blanket. The black cat is laying normally. The tuxedo cat is curled up like a shrimp, but in doing so is digging her back legs into the black cat's body. Both wear sleepy expressions of extreme judgement. Top down view of a tuxedo cat snuggled on the chest of a person in an orange button down, covered in a light purple, fuzzy blanket. Only a front paw and the top of her head are visible.
January 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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📷 Oldest selfie on my phone (without other people)

February 2016 -- baby's first short haircut! (Previously always shoulder-length or longer)
An extremely baby-faced Alyssa in 3/4 profile. The sides of their head are shaved short, with dreamy boy next door sweepy bangs. The background is a shitty post-college first apartment bedroom.
January 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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If you're seeing this, post a vampire and pass it on!

Laeth, who is technically a dhampir. An absolute disaster of a person, which is only tangentially related to this state of being.

🪞 by @/cosmicamazon.bsky.social
💋 by @/abrildelucia.bsky.social
An ornate, gold framed mirror against a dark green wall. The glass of the mirror is shattered from a single point, and reflected in it is the fragmented visage of a snarling person with brown skin and long white hair. Two women kissing, tenderly and joyfully, against a dark grey and gold background. On the left is a tiefling with vivid pink skin, maroon curls, and glasses. On the right is an elf with brown skin and long, braided with hair. Both women are smiling into the kiss, and the elf is blushing.
January 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Two little guys ushering you through the mines towards nap time
A black cat sleeping on his back on a multicolored quilt. His body is curled up in a way that appears deeply uncomfortable, but he has a little cat smile on his sleeping face. A tuxedo cat asleep on a Christmas-themed quilt. Her body is folded in half so that she can hold her back legs close to her face. One foot worth of bright pink toe beans are visible.
December 17, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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My favorite podcast genre is “media analysis at least 2x as long as the source material” 😂💖
Screenshot from Pocketcasts’ year in review. “The longest episode you listened to was 4 hours 34 minutes. It was ‘Bonus Episode: Romeo + Juliet (+BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!)’ from ‘Friends at the Table’.” Above this text is the friends at the table logo, repeated 6 times (unclear if this indicates ALL longest episodes were from FATT — given my listening to AMCA, I suspect not). Pocketcasts has added a sticker above this image, which reads “Phew!”, in judgement of my love of five star runtimes.
November 25, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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If you’d like to draw an uncle—
3/4 profile of a brown-skinned, freckled man with curly, shoulder-length black hair and a thick black beard. He has soft brown eyes, a slightly crooked nose, and a slight smile. An X-shaped scar sits below his right eye. As this is a screenshot from Dragon Age Veilguard, there is an incidental dialogue wheel at the bottom of the image. Rook: a brown-skinned, freckled dwarf with curly, shoulder-length black hair and a thick black beard, wearing a pale vest and high purple pants. His arms and chest are covered in geometric tattoos. Rook is making eyes at Emmrich, a dapper older white man. Emmrich is seated in a high-backed red chair, making him and Rook (standing) approximately the same height.
November 22, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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Love useless lesbians? I have a TTRPG for you! 💖
UST (Unresolved Sapphic Tension) is a short, collaborative, GM-less game for two players. It tells the story of two oblivious lesbians realizing that their romantic feelings for each other are not, in fact, unreciprocated.

adisasterqueer.itch.io/ust
A pink-toned photograph of two women lying down opposite each other, wearing expressions of longing. In dark magenta font, the top left reads, "unresolved sapphic tension: a collaborative, two-player ttrpg about oblivious lesbians." The bottom right reads, "by alyssa gabrielle (adisasterqueer)"
November 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM