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Wendy's Employee of the Year 2004
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These people are used to watching soccer. This is actually a really high scoring game for them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
These people are used to watching soccer. This is actually a really high scoring game for them.
These people are getting to do a Grand Theft Auto in real life. They can't tell the difference between things you're only supposedv to do in the game, and what you can do to other living, breathing humans.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
These people are getting to do a Grand Theft Auto in real life. They can't tell the difference between things you're only supposedv to do in the game, and what you can do to other living, breathing humans.
God I miss that show.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
God I miss that show.
I coulda got them one down at the Home Depot for way less than $1.3 billion.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I coulda got them one down at the Home Depot for way less than $1.3 billion.
Pipe Bum
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Pipe Bum
But how many people did they get into the Silverdome that night, brother?
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
But how many people did they get into the Silverdome that night, brother?
I could see myself having a great time at a club right now if they played these songs in this order. Some tracks work great for getting off the dance floor and getting another drink.
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I could see myself having a great time at a club right now if they played these songs in this order. Some tracks work great for getting off the dance floor and getting another drink.
Can't argue there. My dad had buddies that everyone called Poo and Cozy.
Closest I've got is a buddy we all call Howie.
Closest I've got is a buddy we all call Howie.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Can't argue there. My dad had buddies that everyone called Poo and Cozy.
Closest I've got is a buddy we all call Howie.
Closest I've got is a buddy we all call Howie.
Now here's a guy demanding to know if I said thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Now here's a guy demanding to know if I said thank you.
Almost entirely sure there was a button combo that would get your ski jumper to land on his head and get stuck in the snow.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Almost entirely sure there was a button combo that would get your ski jumper to land on his head and get stuck in the snow.
My only regret... is that I have.... armitis
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My only regret... is that I have.... armitis
"Great hair!" - mourners at my funeral
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Great hair!" - mourners at my funeral
So I can get rid of my dandruff AND die like Elvis? I'd like to try this miracle drug.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So I can get rid of my dandruff AND die like Elvis? I'd like to try this miracle drug.
Holy smokes, I'm in the same boat! First three seasons I was ripping through two-three episodes during my work day. Season 4, I have to limit this to one a day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Holy smokes, I'm in the same boat! First three seasons I was ripping through two-three episodes during my work day. Season 4, I have to limit this to one a day.
"Ow, my rotator cuff! Glug, glug" - me at Hooters with the boys on Friday night
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"Ow, my rotator cuff! Glug, glug" - me at Hooters with the boys on Friday night
What was better - us or the pizza?
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What was better - us or the pizza?
Doctors ripped mine out in fourth grade. Missed a week of school, got visited by clowns in the hospital, spent a couple days post-surgery acting like the world's most wounded soldier. Hope Marvin Harrison Sr paid to get the TV in his son's hospital room like my parents did.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Doctors ripped mine out in fourth grade. Missed a week of school, got visited by clowns in the hospital, spent a couple days post-surgery acting like the world's most wounded soldier. Hope Marvin Harrison Sr paid to get the TV in his son's hospital room like my parents did.
Became obsessed with Rachael Ray during college because she was on right before I had to leave for class. Miss her every day.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Became obsessed with Rachael Ray during college because she was on right before I had to leave for class. Miss her every day.
I hope he gets visited by the clowns in his hospital room like I did when I had my appendectomy at 8 years old.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I hope he gets visited by the clowns in his hospital room like I did when I had my appendectomy at 8 years old.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?
Gotta think the person at 9-1 is the JT manager, because that's how it is in my league too hahaha
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Gotta think the person at 9-1 is the JT manager, because that's how it is in my league too hahaha
I'm around the same age, but I was such a dork that at no point did I think WCW was bad. I was so hyped on the whole thing from the time it started airing in Canada until the bitter end in 2001.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm around the same age, but I was such a dork that at no point did I think WCW was bad. I was so hyped on the whole thing from the time it started airing in Canada until the bitter end in 2001.
Still anyone's ball game over here too. Except the guy in last place. He has no shot.
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Still anyone's ball game over here too. Except the guy in last place. He has no shot.