Wow, you’re right Garnier. Why quickly pull my hair back when I can spend a labor intensive 20 second montage prepping to wear it down? Thats only, what, an extra hour of work?

@keating.house.gov thank you for calling out the insult to Rep McBride

My 6yo has requested I “put this on the internet”
For your enjoyment I give you: Princesses Sofia and Amber when they are grownups along with Sofia’s rabbit friend Clover

Why can’t the cat distribution system send a cat my way? If I have to watch megalomaniacs turn us into serfs, can’t I at least have a cat or two to cuddle? While I helplessly watch them pillage and 💩 themselves

Listening to the most recent Childproof podcast and now I NEED, all the accent notations, NEED to find a way to befriend Tori on Duolingo

Trump hires: they’re not functioning, but they play them on tv

One day, when I was in HS, my English teacher, no idea why, began talking about empires. Specifically how they don’t last much longer than 250-300 years and we were drawing dangerous close to that time frame. I thought she was kinda crazy in ‘99-‘00. Really hoped she was. A Cassandra

I just want to make granny square daisys for my baby blanket, but my stupid wrist hurts for stupid, I know reasons. So for now I can only… (hurk) weave in ends

Why did Carter have to sell his farm again?

Dumb way I’ve hurt myself today: cut myself on an ice cube from my freezer

Why, will all the Wicked merch I’ve seen, have I not seen a collegiate sweatshirt that says Shiz?