Emmy Kate
@adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social
AuDHD, dinosaurs, cats, animals, watercolor and acrylic painting, makeup, musical theatre, being extremely weird, loud
I'm 35 and I don't ever want to act my age
I'm 35 and I don't ever want to act my age
HELLS YEAH
GETTING MARRIED IN LESS THAN TWO MONTHS
ARE U EXCITED @toadpost.bsky.social @nickmiller.bsky.social @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social @cal50.bsky.social
sorry for yelling.
ARE U EXCITED @toadpost.bsky.social @nickmiller.bsky.social @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social @cal50.bsky.social
sorry for yelling.
April 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
HELLS YEAH
Just being in close proximity is someone using a product with bleach has made my throat start to swell. I love being Bubble Boy. 10/10 no notes
a man in a clear bubble walking down a street
ALT: a man in a clear bubble walking down a street
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March 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just being in close proximity is someone using a product with bleach has made my throat start to swell. I love being Bubble Boy. 10/10 no notes
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You could see this coming www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...
Idaho Lawmakers Want Supreme Court to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Decision
A state legislative committee has advanced a resolution asking that the power to regulate marriage be returned to the states.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You could see this coming www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
Have you, as a non-type A person, ever had to hear up to fight, lovingly, a severely type A friend because their gorilla grip of something is making things much, much worse?
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Have you, as a non-type A person, ever had to hear up to fight, lovingly, a severely type A friend because their gorilla grip of something is making things much, much worse?
I've asked Wizard if I can poop alone. He gave me this look and yelled at me. Gonna say that's a no...
January 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I've asked Wizard if I can poop alone. He gave me this look and yelled at me. Gonna say that's a no...
My wife, @americanbexpress.bsky.social everyone
January 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My wife, @americanbexpress.bsky.social everyone
*has severe lower back pain for 2 days straight and then a 24 hour period of loud, duck sounding farts with absolutely no smell*
Jesus fuck what the actual fu.... *realizes these are PMS symptoms and I am about to bleed within a few days*
SON OF A BITCH HOW DO I FORGET THIS EVERY MONTH?!
Jesus fuck what the actual fu.... *realizes these are PMS symptoms and I am about to bleed within a few days*
SON OF A BITCH HOW DO I FORGET THIS EVERY MONTH?!
December 26, 2024 at 4:58 AM
*has severe lower back pain for 2 days straight and then a 24 hour period of loud, duck sounding farts with absolutely no smell*
Jesus fuck what the actual fu.... *realizes these are PMS symptoms and I am about to bleed within a few days*
SON OF A BITCH HOW DO I FORGET THIS EVERY MONTH?!
Jesus fuck what the actual fu.... *realizes these are PMS symptoms and I am about to bleed within a few days*
SON OF A BITCH HOW DO I FORGET THIS EVERY MONTH?!
A random woman passed me in the parking lot going into Kroger and said "I like your style."
Excuse while I just walk around smiling all day now.
Compliments from random men: Ew. No. Go away.
Compliments from random women: OMG I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. HOLY SHIT MY LIFE JUST GOT 10X BETTER.
Excuse while I just walk around smiling all day now.
Compliments from random men: Ew. No. Go away.
Compliments from random women: OMG I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. HOLY SHIT MY LIFE JUST GOT 10X BETTER.
a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it .
ALT: a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it .
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December 24, 2024 at 5:33 PM
A random woman passed me in the parking lot going into Kroger and said "I like your style."
Excuse while I just walk around smiling all day now.
Compliments from random men: Ew. No. Go away.
Compliments from random women: OMG I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. HOLY SHIT MY LIFE JUST GOT 10X BETTER.
Excuse while I just walk around smiling all day now.
Compliments from random men: Ew. No. Go away.
Compliments from random women: OMG I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. HOLY SHIT MY LIFE JUST GOT 10X BETTER.
Is this the Furby Pope?
December 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Is this the Furby Pope?
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December 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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it’s that time again
December 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
it’s that time again
I have heard the same 8 fucking Christmas songs at least 6 times today. I may yeet myself into traffic 🥴
December 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I have heard the same 8 fucking Christmas songs at least 6 times today. I may yeet myself into traffic 🥴
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if you worked with Dropout this past year, check your email!
@dropouttv.bsky.social is legit the best digital production company I’ve worked with for many reason but the biggest one being they’re the only one that actually shares their EOY profits w/ their collaborates. 10/10 company, no notes.
December 13, 2024 at 4:47 PM
if you worked with Dropout this past year, check your email!
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and he is NOT going to be pleased with his point total
December 11, 2024 at 6:05 PM
and he is NOT going to be pleased with his point total
I forgot to take my ADHD meds today. When I do this after taking them for a bit, I truly wonder how I functioned in life before them 🙃🙃🙃
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I forgot to take my ADHD meds today. When I do this after taking them for a bit, I truly wonder how I functioned in life before them 🙃🙃🙃
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December 9, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
At this point in life, I'll fight Zeus. Bring it on you fuckboi, lightning bolt bitch!
In all seriousness, I've been saying this since I was a kid obsessed with the weather channel. I hate that this has basically come to fruition.
In all seriousness, I've been saying this since I was a kid obsessed with the weather channel. I hate that this has basically come to fruition.
November 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
At this point in life, I'll fight Zeus. Bring it on you fuckboi, lightning bolt bitch!
In all seriousness, I've been saying this since I was a kid obsessed with the weather channel. I hate that this has basically come to fruition.
In all seriousness, I've been saying this since I was a kid obsessed with the weather channel. I hate that this has basically come to fruition.
Conversation on something I'm watching:
"Are chickens warm blooded?"
"Their insides are warm so I think so..."
I mean, they are correct in that they're warm blooded but that, uh, math isn't the same math I did to get to the same result......
"Are chickens warm blooded?"
"Their insides are warm so I think so..."
I mean, they are correct in that they're warm blooded but that, uh, math isn't the same math I did to get to the same result......
November 22, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Conversation on something I'm watching:
"Are chickens warm blooded?"
"Their insides are warm so I think so..."
I mean, they are correct in that they're warm blooded but that, uh, math isn't the same math I did to get to the same result......
"Are chickens warm blooded?"
"Their insides are warm so I think so..."
I mean, they are correct in that they're warm blooded but that, uh, math isn't the same math I did to get to the same result......
My friends who said Wicked wouldn't be good:
"Wow it's getting good reviews and it actually looks good!"
Me, this whole god damn time:
"Wow it's getting good reviews and it actually looks good!"
Me, this whole god damn time:
a man in a suit sits in front of a sign that says i told you so
Alt: Stephen Combert in a suit sits in front of a sign that says "I told you so!". He points to the sign, points at himself then points to the camera mouthing those same words.
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November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
My friends who said Wicked wouldn't be good:
"Wow it's getting good reviews and it actually looks good!"
Me, this whole god damn time:
"Wow it's getting good reviews and it actually looks good!"
Me, this whole god damn time:
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To quote Arnold Cunningham, "Am I doing this right?"
November 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
To quote Arnold Cunningham, "Am I doing this right?"