Crazy that there's a man who just looks like this loose out there in the real world. That's not a human face. That's the face of how a comic book artist remembers what their disappointed veteran dad looked like.

[INTENSE MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

Going back to the Middle Ages and immediately getting burnt at the stake for showing them a picture of the Dress

If we don't want people to be tempted by twitter we have to manually archive its important works and move it over here

I didn't say a name, but you still thought about HIM, didn't you?

Turns out you can just play madlibs with old memes to report on political scandal

My brother in christ, I have something bad to tell you about capitalism

Reading the one star reviews for Salt Bae's Las Vegas restaurant. You will not believe how many people you can give food poisoning and stay open.

Imagine going to school for journalism and you come out the other side and writing about this kind of shit is the only paying gig left

I do get a lot of this too. Which is weird since I don't follow any furries, nor be looking for this.

Last night I woke up to George Lucas at the foot of my bed. He had a gun in one hand and a picture of this creature in the other. George said "This is Salacious B Crumb, known associate toJabba the Hutt. He is solely responsible for the September 11 world trade centre terror attacks."

When I opened the clickbait listicle of memes about being a tradie's gf I didn't expect to see this meme that implies Arthur and DW are in an incestuous love affair.

Having no baggage of tweets means I can fully reinvent my online persona here... um.. you ever think about what face Rodney Dangerfield made when/if he did a cum?