Ian Malcolm said that. Not Alan Grant.

I hate that this is a question. Suggesting that audiobooks do not count reeks of gatekeeping to me. I have never seen a good argument for why they shouldn't count.

I had a vain hope this new Government would be better. I am sorry to say I am unsurprised it is not.
I am very sorry you are having to deal with all this. You don't deserve it.

This is an amazing joke

Always the way tho. Poor Alexander. He was marked the second Claudia said one of them might be a traitor and it followed him the whole way. If she hadn't said that he would have won, hands down

They fell off the first tower and are now trying to do the magnet shrine. They are beginning to believe

They spent 5 mins looking for secrets in the Shrine of Resurrection, climbed a tree then accidentally fell off the starting cliff to their death

For nostalgia sake, you should start Part 2 with The Glorious Revolution. A nice, simple revolution that is not complicated at all...

Time to watch old Twitch Vods of your favourite streamers.

I think this is how the housing crisis started

That's pretty cool

What does that sticker say? I can't make it out.