Oh man this is incredible!

I love Europe so much, it pains me deeply to see the schism our administration has created between us.

"Now Venmo me five bucks!" 😆

Sounds like a wonderful beer, thanks for sharing

Agree, pop this damn bubble already

New Odd Couple comedy, hitting theaters in 2028

Someone needs to find a way to get a string of Mamdani clones to just keep having meeting after meeting continuously with Trump right up through the end of 2028.

Irrelevant for us serfs and peasants, not the oligarchs

They're optimizing their art experience by shaving 5 seconds off of their viewing time for each painting by not having to walk up to the sign and read it themselves. This is peak art appreciation efficiency and allows for 10% more viewing time for each hour spent in the gallery. Normal human stuff.

That's 90% of my voice assistant interactions with various products:

Asking what the weather is and setting timers for cooking dinner

So many awesome opportunities with this name

California Texans
San Francisco Texans
Boston Texans

Basically any deep blue state / city would be hilarious 😆