Knife Bird 2000
@adeuxm.bsky.social
I’m unhinged, I whinge and look at mi…
Wake up at 4am
“They should call gocks glocks because they shoot cum”.
Fall asleep.
“They should call gocks glocks because they shoot cum”.
Fall asleep.
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Wake up at 4am
“They should call gocks glocks because they shoot cum”.
Fall asleep.
“They should call gocks glocks because they shoot cum”.
Fall asleep.
Love the 2 minute meltdown Bumble has trying to find a ‘potential match’ when I open it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Love the 2 minute meltdown Bumble has trying to find a ‘potential match’ when I open it.
There needs to be a rhythm game called Wildly Beating Off.
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 PM
There needs to be a rhythm game called Wildly Beating Off.
I miss enjoying things
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I miss enjoying things
With the new Tomb Raider coming out in 2026, will Lara top Tifa in the Pornhub award for the Most Searched for Video Game Character.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
With the new Tomb Raider coming out in 2026, will Lara top Tifa in the Pornhub award for the Most Searched for Video Game Character.
I’m going to try that whiskey only diet, did you see how thin Trevor Moore got?
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I’m going to try that whiskey only diet, did you see how thin Trevor Moore got?
Just doing my favourite past time of sitting on the toilet at work.
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just doing my favourite past time of sitting on the toilet at work.
That time of the year to share my favourite Christmas song youtu.be/gX90p3Q1I9g?...
Reviewbrah but it’s a Midwest Emo intro
YouTube video by MagicBeachMusic
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December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That time of the year to share my favourite Christmas song youtu.be/gX90p3Q1I9g?...
Looking at NSFW posts whilst working because I’m on a death wish (my job is school bus driver).
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Looking at NSFW posts whilst working because I’m on a death wish (my job is school bus driver).
I'm sorry but it's been stuck in my head for hours and I need to get it out to the world.
October 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm sorry but it's been stuck in my head for hours and I need to get it out to the world.
The Discover feed is just news of USA shitting itself. Again. 🥱
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Discover feed is just news of USA shitting itself. Again. 🥱
Also answering phone calls is for bitches. I don’t make the rules.
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Also answering phone calls is for bitches. I don’t make the rules.
I know it may be a bit cheesy but lying down on a public bench at 4am and staring at the stars is one of my favourite past times. (A shit camera doesn’t really help but I get to see the beauty).
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I know it may be a bit cheesy but lying down on a public bench at 4am and staring at the stars is one of my favourite past times. (A shit camera doesn’t really help but I get to see the beauty).
You know you're in a bad spot when you eat a really nice burger but can't finish it all.
August 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You know you're in a bad spot when you eat a really nice burger but can't finish it all.
I know i haven’t said much recently. But I’m learning to cry to make up for it.
May 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know i haven’t said much recently. But I’m learning to cry to make up for it.
I hope Bluesky stops showing so much American Politics in my discover feed. I have no respect for it and find it rather redundant compared to the shitposts I wish to drown my EU brain in.
February 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hope Bluesky stops showing so much American Politics in my discover feed. I have no respect for it and find it rather redundant compared to the shitposts I wish to drown my EU brain in.
Maybe people who take copious amounts of drugs are onto something.
December 21, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Maybe people who take copious amounts of drugs are onto something.
I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol. The rain. The sad music. Or my being. But the vibes are very melancholic at the moment.
December 14, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol. The rain. The sad music. Or my being. But the vibes are very melancholic at the moment.
I thought Spotify called me a twink, which was bold after they called me a skateboarding horse.
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I thought Spotify called me a twink, which was bold after they called me a skateboarding horse.
Bluesky struggling now I muted American politics.
December 2, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Bluesky struggling now I muted American politics.
Taking the bold move of blocking the word Trump.
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Taking the bold move of blocking the word Trump.
Americans not done any favours in changing the rest of the world’s perception of them.
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Americans not done any favours in changing the rest of the world’s perception of them.
Really enjoying the recent influx of artists. My feed is just a bunch of cool art now and I couldn’t ask for more.
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Really enjoying the recent influx of artists. My feed is just a bunch of cool art now and I couldn’t ask for more.
I’ve spent a hot minute thinking and cried realising what I am. Where I am. And what everything I do is for.
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I’ve spent a hot minute thinking and cried realising what I am. Where I am. And what everything I do is for.