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aderalls.bsky.social
@aderalls.bsky.social
some jobless guy on the internet
The difference between a classic conservative (i.e. Hank Hill, from the show King of the Hill, as an example) and what modern conservatives/republicans actually are is insane.
June 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Mexican Oreos suck balls. Why did Mondelez have to shut the NJ plant 😭
May 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Maybe men can't become women (yet), but I sure as hell am not gonna stop them if they want to be right now.
May 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The existence of a girlfriend implies the existence of a "girlfoe"
February 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I hope all contractors who paint their wall outlets a very "fuck you" evening
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Mom finally bought herself a house, but what I want to know is what genius thought it was a good idea to paint over the countertops
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm terrible at social media-ing, honest.
Where do these followers come from and why lol
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Only in Puerto Rico can you get an island-wide power outage on New Year's Eve. Gotta love the amazing infrastructure we have.
December 31, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Hammerhead sharks are mid asf. Whale sharks are where it's at.
December 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Drinking Pepsi straight from the 1.75L bottle hits different at 6am
December 22, 2024 at 10:45 AM
The last TF2 comic got me crying man. 7+ years and reading that just hits different.
December 20, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I've been thinking, if we pretend that heck is a portmanteau of hell and fuck, then shucks would arguably be shit-fucks and I think that's great
December 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
cat
December 7, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Moving houses is such a pain. Where'd all this sht come from??? i don't even remember buying half the tings I find
December 7, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Fuck the thorn (þ) all my homies hate the thorn (þ)
November 29, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Sometimes I wake up and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 PM
"They let me pick my last name, but I was in a Dunkin Donuts, and I just looked around."

I wish my last name had a cool origin story like that.
November 25, 2024 at 11:12 AM