Aden Nak
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If Elon really is wearing his kid as a combat helmet, that means he believes that anyone who would want to take a shot at him would have a moral opposition to hurting his kids. Which already makes them a better person than he is.
April 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If Elon really is wearing his kid as a combat helmet, that means he believes that anyone who would want to take a shot at him would have a moral opposition to hurting his kids. Which already makes them a better person than he is.
Gee. If only the Democrats had some political leverage right now to force action on this Yemen leak. Way to fucking go, Chuck.
March 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Gee. If only the Democrats had some political leverage right now to force action on this Yemen leak. Way to fucking go, Chuck.
We have fashioned a society where it costs too much to be safe and it costs too much to be healthy and it costs too much to be sane, but if you're desperate enough to forego those costs it's pretty cheap to buy a gun about it.
March 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We have fashioned a society where it costs too much to be safe and it costs too much to be healthy and it costs too much to be sane, but if you're desperate enough to forego those costs it's pretty cheap to buy a gun about it.
Joe Biden pauses to think before he answers a question and everyone freaks out about his health. Donald Trump has the literal greyscale rot on his hand from Game of Thrones and no one says shit.
March 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Joe Biden pauses to think before he answers a question and everyone freaks out about his health. Donald Trump has the literal greyscale rot on his hand from Game of Thrones and no one says shit.
All of these big money assholes who are so upset about the tariffs crashing the stock market knew exactly who he was and exactly what he was going to do when they bankrolled his campaign.
March 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
All of these big money assholes who are so upset about the tariffs crashing the stock market knew exactly who he was and exactly what he was going to do when they bankrolled his campaign.
Rugged Individualism is just well marketed narcissism.
March 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Rugged Individualism is just well marketed narcissism.
Most domestic beers are made with transgenic ingredients. Pass it on.
March 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Most domestic beers are made with transgenic ingredients. Pass it on.
Honestly, if you are a Congressional Democrat and you WEREN'T escorted out last night by the Sergeant At Arms, what are you even doing with your life?
March 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Honestly, if you are a Congressional Democrat and you WEREN'T escorted out last night by the Sergeant At Arms, what are you even doing with your life?
Just a note for federal workers. You can all list "Did not design the stupidest pick up truck on human history," in your recent accomplishments.
February 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just a note for federal workers. You can all list "Did not design the stupidest pick up truck on human history," in your recent accomplishments.
Elon Musk is the only person on the planet cringey enough to even name it "DOGE" in the first place. He is tarnishing Homestar Runner's good name. Sewiouswy, you guys.
February 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Elon Musk is the only person on the planet cringey enough to even name it "DOGE" in the first place. He is tarnishing Homestar Runner's good name. Sewiouswy, you guys.
I know this is hard for a lot of the Internet to wrap its head around, but no major media outlet CARES if it broadcasts under a Democracy.
February 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I know this is hard for a lot of the Internet to wrap its head around, but no major media outlet CARES if it broadcasts under a Democracy.
When Elon gets his daughter's name right, maybe then I'll stop deadnaming the Gulf of Mexico.
February 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When Elon gets his daughter's name right, maybe then I'll stop deadnaming the Gulf of Mexico.
Of course annexing Canada is insane and an act of war. But let's imagine for a moment they suddenly agreed. It would be the end of Republican voter dominance, full stop. So even if the idea wasn't wildly stupid, it'd be a terrible political move.
February 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Of course annexing Canada is insane and an act of war. But let's imagine for a moment they suddenly agreed. It would be the end of Republican voter dominance, full stop. So even if the idea wasn't wildly stupid, it'd be a terrible political move.
Maybe someone needs to point out to Republicans in Congress that if Trump and Elon are allowed to continue, they will destabilize this country to the point that Congressmen won't be able to grift the system via insider trading and cushy lobbyist deals anymore. You know, something they care about.
February 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Maybe someone needs to point out to Republicans in Congress that if Trump and Elon are allowed to continue, they will destabilize this country to the point that Congressmen won't be able to grift the system via insider trading and cushy lobbyist deals anymore. You know, something they care about.
Let me know when DOGE runs the bill for Trump's golf outings though their Nazi-ass AI.
February 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Let me know when DOGE runs the bill for Trump's golf outings though their Nazi-ass AI.
But literally ALL our emails!
February 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
But literally ALL our emails!
I have a depressing suspicion that a plurality of Americans have become so numb and lazy that they would be fine with ending their own democracy if it means not having to sit through election cycles interrupting their reality shows anymore.
February 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I have a depressing suspicion that a plurality of Americans have become so numb and lazy that they would be fine with ending their own democracy if it means not having to sit through election cycles interrupting their reality shows anymore.
I am still deeply perturbed by the fact that the entire IT infrastructure of the Capitol wasn't gutted after Jan 6th. It was a planned event. Any foreign agent with a Parler account could have compromised that entire network and walked away in the chaos.
February 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I am still deeply perturbed by the fact that the entire IT infrastructure of the Capitol wasn't gutted after Jan 6th. It was a planned event. Any foreign agent with a Parler account could have compromised that entire network and walked away in the chaos.
For fuck's sake, Nancy. We don't have "six to seven months" for the Democrats to get their shit together. What have you been doing since November?
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
For fuck's sake, Nancy. We don't have "six to seven months" for the Democrats to get their shit together. What have you been doing since November?
I know a lot of you have probably forgotten, so here's a reminder NEVER to post this image because it makes Putin very angry if you do.
February 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I know a lot of you have probably forgotten, so here's a reminder NEVER to post this image because it makes Putin very angry if you do.
Any time Trump says he's going to do something, the FIRST question should be whether Elon will allow him to do it.
February 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Any time Trump says he's going to do something, the FIRST question should be whether Elon will allow him to do it.
The most predictable twist ever. Even if the data is synthetic you still have to train the model. China dangled an impossible carrot and the stock bros chased headlines beyond their pea brained understanding.
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The most predictable twist ever. Even if the data is synthetic you still have to train the model. China dangled an impossible carrot and the stock bros chased headlines beyond their pea brained understanding.
Nothing says Free Market like suing advertisers for not wanting to use your Nazi Website.
Elon Musk's X sues Lego, Nestlé and more brands, accusing them of advertising boycott
The new defendants added into the legal filing included Lego, Nestlé, Tyson Foods, Abbott Laboratories, Colgate-Palmolive, Pinterest and Shell International.
www.npr.org
February 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Nothing says Free Market like suing advertisers for not wanting to use your Nazi Website.
No one cares about pronouns as much as people who tell you that they don't care about pronouns.
January 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
No one cares about pronouns as much as people who tell you that they don't care about pronouns.
RFK Jr. says that Americans prefer private health insurance. All I'm saying is that no one gunned down the head of Medicare in broad daylight and then got called a hero for it.
January 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
RFK Jr. says that Americans prefer private health insurance. All I'm saying is that no one gunned down the head of Medicare in broad daylight and then got called a hero for it.