If only there was some connection between - shrinkflation - the science of making stock items as cheap as possible - The "see what we can get away with" equation - and record corporate level bonus structures and highest CEO to worker pay gap in history.
Some things must remain a mystery I guess.

Until they buy a daily newspaper, a major utility AND have a Royal blackmail tape we should treat them as the amateurs they clearly are. They've not even done basic homework on how easy it is to buy all the shit we we need to live over here. Probably not even bothered to invite johnson to an orgy

"Sitting next to the boss who kills pesky journalists is quite a sight to behold"

Yeah!, Give them their own kids shows on TV and safety adverts, aimed at kids, so the kids think they are safe. Possible knighthoods and keys to orphanges for the ones that raise most money for childrens charitys.

"-Don't worry about Gramma this Xmas, she'll be dead soon, her insurance just tripled. And during the holidays why not encourage little Billy Bob to go get some part time work. Children as young as 12 can now work in abattoirs, And if little Jessie May is 14 why not let her to set up an Only Fan-”