Oh shoot, thanks!

damn i was so close to going to bsu for phil, that could've been me slurpin on belichick

I now understand why it's so exhausting being a ghost/apparition. You don't really do anything except hang around, but *just being there* feels so much like work.

I love walking into a bar at 1 am, explaining to a rando that I just finished working, and then having to explain that, no I don't actually work.

this is a very good tweet

(If the goal is to make sense of discourse)

would it make sense to say that strikes are like 'guilt' in that it's polysemous btwn a factual and legal notion? Not going to get what Asta wants here, but does a better job at explaining 'that was a strike' vs 'the ump should've called that a strike'