Celestial Fishmonger
@addy-says-stuff.bsky.social
Buy my fish, they sing with the echoes of dying stars.
They are very high in Omega-3s
They are very high in Omega-3s
One of the most tragic things about being human is i witness so many beautiful things happen in the world and i will never be able to remember all of them.
May 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One of the most tragic things about being human is i witness so many beautiful things happen in the world and i will never be able to remember all of them.
Wizard IT: "Good day, I am having an issue with my Scrimbler."
"Many greetings. Have you attempted to recharge it by the light of the moon?"
"Forsooth, it is charged, I assure thee"
"Place it on thy windowsill and ensure it is charged"
"...hail! The Scrimbler functions once more! A miracle!"
"Many greetings. Have you attempted to recharge it by the light of the moon?"
"Forsooth, it is charged, I assure thee"
"Place it on thy windowsill and ensure it is charged"
"...hail! The Scrimbler functions once more! A miracle!"
May 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wizard IT: "Good day, I am having an issue with my Scrimbler."
"Many greetings. Have you attempted to recharge it by the light of the moon?"
"Forsooth, it is charged, I assure thee"
"Place it on thy windowsill and ensure it is charged"
"...hail! The Scrimbler functions once more! A miracle!"
"Many greetings. Have you attempted to recharge it by the light of the moon?"
"Forsooth, it is charged, I assure thee"
"Place it on thy windowsill and ensure it is charged"
"...hail! The Scrimbler functions once more! A miracle!"
Some people swear by plain oatmeal and I truly do not trust them.
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Some people swear by plain oatmeal and I truly do not trust them.
I'm not the main character, you don't have to like me!
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm not the main character, you don't have to like me!
I'd serve crack before I served baked beans
April 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'd serve crack before I served baked beans
Reposted by Celestial Fishmonger
This is the greatest honor I’ve ever received ngl
when someone drops a line so hard in the discord server that you're immediately compelled to make a t-shirt based on it:
April 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is the greatest honor I’ve ever received ngl
Just had some bomb ass chicken my dad grilled
April 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just had some bomb ass chicken my dad grilled
What if Mars was an eye and its just waiting
April 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What if Mars was an eye and its just waiting
My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song
Wobbe wobbe gong gong wobbe wobbe gong
Gong gong wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
Wobbe wobbe wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song
Wobbe wobbe gong gong wobbe wobbe gong
Gong gong wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
Wobbe wobbe wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song
Wobbe wobbe gong gong wobbe wobbe gong
Gong gong wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
Wobbe wobbe wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song
Wobbe wobbe gong gong wobbe wobbe gong
Gong gong wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
Wobbe wobbe wobbe gong wobbe gong gong
My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song
I looked in my black mirror and pulled out my own face. I did not recognize it. What is that which is not me if i am it?
April 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I looked in my black mirror and pulled out my own face. I did not recognize it. What is that which is not me if i am it?
My roommate the interdimensial hell eye is back I thought he would be gone for like another 2 days but now hes seen every time ive ever been naked in my apartment in all of history
April 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My roommate the interdimensial hell eye is back I thought he would be gone for like another 2 days but now hes seen every time ive ever been naked in my apartment in all of history
Icepick to frontal lobe save me, save me frontal lobe icepick
April 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Icepick to frontal lobe save me, save me frontal lobe icepick
Just saw some graffiti that said A + B = C. This misinformation must be stopped.
April 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just saw some graffiti that said A + B = C. This misinformation must be stopped.
There is a nonzero chance that any given trashcanis a very lost and very nervous Transformer.
April 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
There is a nonzero chance that any given trashcanis a very lost and very nervous Transformer.
Proof that money is power is that when you put coin in the arcade machine it work :)
April 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Proof that money is power is that when you put coin in the arcade machine it work :)
There is no greater evil in this world than sand. Anakin was right.
April 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There is no greater evil in this world than sand. Anakin was right.
I am grateful to live in a world that is still beautiful, even as scary things happen. One day the endless sky and the trees holding it up and the birds announcing their passage may be considered nostalgic.
April 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am grateful to live in a world that is still beautiful, even as scary things happen. One day the endless sky and the trees holding it up and the birds announcing their passage may be considered nostalgic.
One day the dead will find you and you will have to convince them your actions were justified.
April 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
One day the dead will find you and you will have to convince them your actions were justified.
I'd like to show a sea turtle the 1988 anime classic Akira, I think it would fracture its inferior reptile brain.
April 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'd like to show a sea turtle the 1988 anime classic Akira, I think it would fracture its inferior reptile brain.
The door to heaven is on the moon and the reason we haven't gone back is cuz the astronauts were scared by what they saw when they went through
April 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The door to heaven is on the moon and the reason we haven't gone back is cuz the astronauts were scared by what they saw when they went through
When the moon falls, I'd like to hold hands with you to watch it
April 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When the moon falls, I'd like to hold hands with you to watch it
If i open up my mouth and tv static comes out do you think i could use that as a flashlight and that the other girls will think im cool and sexy
April 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If i open up my mouth and tv static comes out do you think i could use that as a flashlight and that the other girls will think im cool and sexy
Oh shampoo, doth thee tastest as sweet as thou smellst?
April 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Oh shampoo, doth thee tastest as sweet as thou smellst?
I will drown your reality in dreams of red water made manifest and then you will know what it means to live as a fearful creature.
April 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I will drown your reality in dreams of red water made manifest and then you will know what it means to live as a fearful creature.