Addled Adult
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Kind of weird that in the early 2000s Herbal Essence was like "buy our shampoo. It will make you cum uncontrollably" and everyone was fine with it
March 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Kind of weird that in the early 2000s Herbal Essence was like "buy our shampoo. It will make you cum uncontrollably" and everyone was fine with it
*Me reading the back of the deodorant after inserting the entire stick in my ass*
"For external use only!?"
"For external use only!?"
February 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
*Me reading the back of the deodorant after inserting the entire stick in my ass*
"For external use only!?"
"For external use only!?"
Water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Making today (2/12) boiling water day! Go enjoy a nice tall glass of boiling water to celebrate!
February 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Making today (2/12) boiling water day! Go enjoy a nice tall glass of boiling water to celebrate!
I pretend I'm okay but deep down I'm just a fool who seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I pretend I'm okay but deep down I'm just a fool who seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
I have no idea what a mayor's job entails aside from "being on the police chief's ass"
February 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I have no idea what a mayor's job entails aside from "being on the police chief's ass"
Wishing a very happy groundhog day to those who are serving overseas.
February 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Wishing a very happy groundhog day to those who are serving overseas.
Ain't nobody more down to lie to your landlord than a vet's office.
Pit mix? nah son, not in my professional opinion
How much does the dog need to weigh for you to keep it? 50 pounds? looks like this boy is 49 and a half. crazy right?
Pit mix? nah son, not in my professional opinion
How much does the dog need to weigh for you to keep it? 50 pounds? looks like this boy is 49 and a half. crazy right?
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ain't nobody more down to lie to your landlord than a vet's office.
Pit mix? nah son, not in my professional opinion
How much does the dog need to weigh for you to keep it? 50 pounds? looks like this boy is 49 and a half. crazy right?
Pit mix? nah son, not in my professional opinion
How much does the dog need to weigh for you to keep it? 50 pounds? looks like this boy is 49 and a half. crazy right?
ichthyologist: someone who studies fish biology.
Ichtheologist: someone who studies fish religion.
Ichtheologist: someone who studies fish religion.
January 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
ichthyologist: someone who studies fish biology.
Ichtheologist: someone who studies fish religion.
Ichtheologist: someone who studies fish religion.
The Tiktok ban wasn't stopped. It is working exactly as intended. The app is no longer available in any app stores and will no longer receive updates.
The user base will slowly drop and the app will become unusable.
The user base will slowly drop and the app will become unusable.
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Tiktok ban wasn't stopped. It is working exactly as intended. The app is no longer available in any app stores and will no longer receive updates.
The user base will slowly drop and the app will become unusable.
The user base will slowly drop and the app will become unusable.
Why is Nike doing this? Disgusting. How dare they try to give me an erection in the middle of Old Navy.
January 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Why is Nike doing this? Disgusting. How dare they try to give me an erection in the middle of Old Navy.
Would a person who loves Chinese films be a cinephile or a sinophile?
January 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Would a person who loves Chinese films be a cinephile or a sinophile?
People who don't trust the government but do trust the police are gonna be so pissed when they find out who the police work for.
January 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
People who don't trust the government but do trust the police are gonna be so pissed when they find out who the police work for.
I bet Papa John is mad as hell seeing Elon keep his job after doing something racist.
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I bet Papa John is mad as hell seeing Elon keep his job after doing something racist.
Imagine meeting a baby named Kevin.
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Imagine meeting a baby named Kevin.
Sometimes when I order Chinese food they include duck sauce with my egg roll. I never use it, but I like to save the packet for 6-8 months just in case.
January 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sometimes when I order Chinese food they include duck sauce with my egg roll. I never use it, but I like to save the packet for 6-8 months just in case.
2025 is just shaping up to just be a repeat of 2017 but without TikTok or Pornhub. I hate it here.
January 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
2025 is just shaping up to just be a repeat of 2017 but without TikTok or Pornhub. I hate it here.
I'm not an expert, but if you have to ask Annie if she's okay 150 times, she's probably not.
January 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'm not an expert, but if you have to ask Annie if she's okay 150 times, she's probably not.
I finally sprung for spotify premium. Now I can listen to the same 5 Modest Mouse albums on repeat for only 10.99 a month.
#modestmouse #spotify
#modestmouse #spotify
January 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I finally sprung for spotify premium. Now I can listen to the same 5 Modest Mouse albums on repeat for only 10.99 a month.
#modestmouse #spotify
#modestmouse #spotify
One of the very first human inventions was alcohol.
We literally developed self awareness and some of us were like "Ew, none for me thanks"
We literally developed self awareness and some of us were like "Ew, none for me thanks"
January 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
One of the very first human inventions was alcohol.
We literally developed self awareness and some of us were like "Ew, none for me thanks"
We literally developed self awareness and some of us were like "Ew, none for me thanks"
A Jersey Shore reboot but its just a bunch of young Midwesterners being passive aggressive towards each other.
#JerseyShore #Midwest
#JerseyShore #Midwest
January 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A Jersey Shore reboot but its just a bunch of young Midwesterners being passive aggressive towards each other.
#JerseyShore #Midwest
#JerseyShore #Midwest
Not to brag, but I'm very popular with porn bots.
January 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Not to brag, but I'm very popular with porn bots.
You are on the Hogwarts express.
You are super hungry, but the snack cart isn't coming for some reason.
You ask around and find out some rich asshole bought the entire cart.
That asshole; Harry Potter
You are super hungry, but the snack cart isn't coming for some reason.
You ask around and find out some rich asshole bought the entire cart.
That asshole; Harry Potter
January 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You are on the Hogwarts express.
You are super hungry, but the snack cart isn't coming for some reason.
You ask around and find out some rich asshole bought the entire cart.
That asshole; Harry Potter
You are super hungry, but the snack cart isn't coming for some reason.
You ask around and find out some rich asshole bought the entire cart.
That asshole; Harry Potter