“Marry your cousin. Eh eh eh Simon didn’t say!”
Rudy Giuliani: 😡😤😖
Rudy Giuliani: 😡😤😖
August 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“Marry your cousin. Eh eh eh Simon didn’t say!”
Rudy Giuliani: 😡😤😖
Rudy Giuliani: 😡😤😖
I usually use this site to make silly little jokes but I’m asking for a recommendation for a good barber in Brooklyn. I’m looking for one of those old fashioned places that does straight razor beard trims, hot towel face massage, kisses on the cheeks/mouth. Let me know if you all know of one.
July 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I usually use this site to make silly little jokes but I’m asking for a recommendation for a good barber in Brooklyn. I’m looking for one of those old fashioned places that does straight razor beard trims, hot towel face massage, kisses on the cheeks/mouth. Let me know if you all know of one.
Don’t forget what happened to the man who ate a whole bottle of Flintstones vitamins.
He lived happily ever after.
He lived happily ever after.
July 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Don’t forget what happened to the man who ate a whole bottle of Flintstones vitamins.
He lived happily ever after.
He lived happily ever after.
For sale: half bowling ball, never used.
July 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
For sale: half bowling ball, never used.
I’m gonna self promote for a second if I may. My band just played our first gig at Walgreens for 12,000 people. Blessed.
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m gonna self promote for a second if I may. My band just played our first gig at Walgreens for 12,000 people. Blessed.
Jerry: “Backstreet’s back?
Kramer: “Backstreet’s back alright.”
*Laughter at an unimaginable volume.
Kramer: “Backstreet’s back alright.”
*Laughter at an unimaginable volume.
a man in a brown jacket talks to another man in a kitchen
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May 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jerry: “Backstreet’s back?
Kramer: “Backstreet’s back alright.”
*Laughter at an unimaginable volume.
Kramer: “Backstreet’s back alright.”
*Laughter at an unimaginable volume.
Sometimes I wish Abbott and Costello had been eaten by that Frankenstein.
I don’t mean that, I’m just angry right now.
I don’t mean that, I’m just angry right now.
April 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sometimes I wish Abbott and Costello had been eaten by that Frankenstein.
I don’t mean that, I’m just angry right now.
I don’t mean that, I’m just angry right now.
The Browns just announced that they will be retiring Shedeur Sanders’ number.
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Browns just announced that they will be retiring Shedeur Sanders’ number.
“The proof is in the pudding.”
“Uh oh.” - The Fat Dumb Detective
“Uh oh.” - The Fat Dumb Detective
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“The proof is in the pudding.”
“Uh oh.” - The Fat Dumb Detective
“Uh oh.” - The Fat Dumb Detective
April 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Can you make it look like just like a random splattering of paint, in just like a bunch of different directions?”
Jackson Pollock: “Ummmm. I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem.” 🤭
Jackson Pollock: “Ummmm. I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem.” 🤭
April 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Can you make it look like just like a random splattering of paint, in just like a bunch of different directions?”
Jackson Pollock: “Ummmm. I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem.” 🤭
Jackson Pollock: “Ummmm. I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem.” 🤭
I really did not need this today.
April 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I really did not need this today.
Ash Ketchum is such a funny name. It would be like if my name was Addison Ketchum (I’m also a Pokémon trainer).
March 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Ash Ketchum is such a funny name. It would be like if my name was Addison Ketchum (I’m also a Pokémon trainer).
Imagine Dragons (the action)
March 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Imagine Dragons (the action)
*Guy waking up from coma.*
Me: “Oh! I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
Me: “Oh! I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
March 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
*Guy waking up from coma.*
Me: “Oh! I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
Me: “Oh! I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
I just want to clear this up:
Frankenberry is the doctor who created the monster.
Frankenberry’s Monster is the guy on the box.
Frankenberry is the doctor who created the monster.
Frankenberry’s Monster is the guy on the box.
February 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I just want to clear this up:
Frankenberry is the doctor who created the monster.
Frankenberry’s Monster is the guy on the box.
Frankenberry is the doctor who created the monster.
Frankenberry’s Monster is the guy on the box.
I’m sorry, a stitch in time saves how much?
February 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m sorry, a stitch in time saves how much?
I just want to clear something up real quick.
Frankenstein’s monster truck belongs to the doctor.
Frankenstein’s Monster’s truck belongs to the monster.
And yes, it is a Ford F-150.
Frankenstein’s monster truck belongs to the doctor.
Frankenstein’s Monster’s truck belongs to the monster.
And yes, it is a Ford F-150.
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I just want to clear something up real quick.
Frankenstein’s monster truck belongs to the doctor.
Frankenstein’s Monster’s truck belongs to the monster.
And yes, it is a Ford F-150.
Frankenstein’s monster truck belongs to the doctor.
Frankenstein’s Monster’s truck belongs to the monster.
And yes, it is a Ford F-150.
Happy Valentines Day! Remember that I’m the only person that truly loves you and I always have your best interests at heart. ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Happy Valentines Day! Remember that I’m the only person that truly loves you and I always have your best interests at heart. ❤️
Me, guarding the entrance to the club: “Yes. You may enter, if, you can solve my riddles three.”
Frat Bro: Three riddles huh? Alright. Lay ‘em on me.”*
*He solves them easily 😣
Frat Bro: Three riddles huh? Alright. Lay ‘em on me.”*
*He solves them easily 😣
February 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Me, guarding the entrance to the club: “Yes. You may enter, if, you can solve my riddles three.”
Frat Bro: Three riddles huh? Alright. Lay ‘em on me.”*
*He solves them easily 😣
Frat Bro: Three riddles huh? Alright. Lay ‘em on me.”*
*He solves them easily 😣
Fast? Not if I haven’t eaten.
January 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fast? Not if I haven’t eaten.
*Bro using Bugles to pretend he has witch fingers.
Me: “Bro. Seriously, stop now.”
Me: “Bro. Seriously, stop now.”
January 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
*Bro using Bugles to pretend he has witch fingers.
Me: “Bro. Seriously, stop now.”
Me: “Bro. Seriously, stop now.”
Doctor: He coughed up a lung.
Me: Oh no!
Doctor: No, no! It’s a good thing. The lung was the thing causing the blockage.
Me: You’re a good Doctor.
Doctor: Thanks
Me: Oh no!
Doctor: No, no! It’s a good thing. The lung was the thing causing the blockage.
Me: You’re a good Doctor.
Doctor: Thanks
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Doctor: He coughed up a lung.
Me: Oh no!
Doctor: No, no! It’s a good thing. The lung was the thing causing the blockage.
Me: You’re a good Doctor.
Doctor: Thanks
Me: Oh no!
Doctor: No, no! It’s a good thing. The lung was the thing causing the blockage.
Me: You’re a good Doctor.
Doctor: Thanks
I just flew in from Grandma’s house, and boy are my plump beautiful pinchable cheeks tired.
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just flew in from Grandma’s house, and boy are my plump beautiful pinchable cheeks tired.