I thought so. That sweet face. I don’t know how to tell you this but I was your first kiss, and you were mine. It happened under a desk at nap time and I’ve never forgotten it. Any time that first kiss question came up I was always proud to say, “Jessica Pickens! Kindergarten!” 🤍

Kinda looks like she and Ann Coulter fell into each other and got stuck.

Jessica… sorry to go off topic but are you from Alabama? And was your Kindergarten teacher named Mrs. Lambert? 😅

Agreed. And I think Hangman Page is a perfect example of this right now. He gets mostly boos but it’s definitely not 100% because quite frankly he makes a lot of good points. Drew McIntyre saved his character by doing that this year as well.

“I’m not a good guy. I’m not a bad guy. I’m THE guy.”

You passed the spit out my drink test. Followed.

Talk about motivation to get up. 🫣🫠🤍

Says the man with the voice silky enough to remove pants.

Actually I am. You can point out the beliefs of others without believing it yourself. It’s one of the many wonders of being a sentient, intelligent being.

I’m trying incredibly hard not to objectify you. The fact that I yelled out “giggity” when I typed “hard” tells me I’m not succeeding.

Nice to hear another gay man actually saying out loud that they want children.

I’m an atheist but I feel like it should probably be noted that weed came from God. 🤷‍♂️

I adore her as is. But based on your prior work I have no doubt you’ll make her even better.