Amazon out here makin life difficult for everybody, I feel you

If the promo ends before you sort your account troubles, DM me 🥰

Because huge media companies are owned by more people just like this dude.

I just assume my friends are not that forgiving, so after a while of me failing to reach out, my brain is like, "Welp. You burned *that* bridge. Good job!" 🙃🤦‍♀️

You had me at 'kickboxing lesbian vampire cannibal'

Rat Shaker

I literally took this today lol: the entire contents of my Amazon order: "Order summary: Girl Gamer" 😅

Ooh, I've put lots of mileage in on Blizzard of Oz and Hysteria over the years 🖤🤘

Oh, for sure! I got as far as it being about shipping characters, but then I couldn't figure out whether that meant one of the characters *in* the ship was causing the problem or a 3rd character (like an ex or something) was the issue. 🤔 I'm out of the loop lol

I did have to get to the hashtag before I realized this had nothing to do with hazmat, though. 🤦‍♀️

I am a romance author and I still think the best I could do is an educated guess. 😅

• Loner/outcast characters
• Almost no pregnancy plots
• MC self-deprecation
• Dock-worker levels of swearing
• Internal monologue like a MF
• MCs who don't drink
• neurodivergence
• covert astrology
• minimal description of character physical attributes

[represses astrology /cosmology nerd pontificating] hhHHNNGGgggg 😆💀

The fact that those stays weren't enough to stop her indicates both extensive practice and success. The internet is clearly robbing us of time for focus and dedication.

The mixing palette placement is the real star of this show 😂