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Julie Based
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Cryptid in training, do not perceive me, pls and thx.

Probably playing Rimworld.
“It was a deep, slow kiss. The kind you act like you don’t see on the television screen by staring at your handheld console whilst watching a movie with your parents.”

#personal #sillysmut #funny #adhdhobby #smut
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“My thoughts were absolutely consumed by her, steeped in her very existence like a cup of tea that had sat out too long.”

#sillysmut #adhdhobby #funny #personal #adhd #smut
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I can hear this tee 🔗👇
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
April 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“I lightly dusted my fingers across him, like a rookie cop who hadn’t learned proper fingerprinting procedure.”

#sillysmut #adhdhobby #adhd #smut
April 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“He ran his hand through my hair, and rested it near my crown—like some sort of strange, fleshy balaclava.”

#sillysmut #adhdhobby #adhd #smut
February 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Her heart quickened, and she began to perspire—not to be confused with expire—as his hands roamed her valleys and mountains. She wondered if he enjoyed cartography. Maybe a good market to corner, with the new gulf.

#adhdhobbies #sillysmut #adhd #smut
February 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“I watched his bare cheek muscles propel him over to the window, like two misshapen Pillsbury doughboys who had been sitting in raw-form on a table too long to be baked.”

#ridiculoussmutphrases #adhdhobby #adhd #smut
January 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Folks, stop calling him the Antichrist.

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That is a specific amount of 6️⃣’s.
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January 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“When he climaxed, a low, guttural moan escaped his lips, almost like an Orca whale. I continued to crash into him, as if he were a yacht and I had switched to the Orca whale role.”

#myadhdhobby #ridiculoussmutphrases #adhd #smut
January 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Her delicate hands reached to my chest, one sliding up to my broad shoulder and the other resting atop my heart, which probably felt like an extended-marching-band-instrumental segment of a Neutral Milk Hotel song.”

#myadhdhobby #ridiculoussmutphrases #adhd #smut
January 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“My tongue slid across her upper lip and she opened her mouth to accept it, like an ATM machine hungry for a debit card.”

#myadhdhobby #ridiculoussmutphrases #adhd #smut
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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"But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along."

Carl Sagan
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So when I’m bored and can’t do much to fix it, I like to come up with ridiculous 50-Shades-of-Grey-esque smut lines. I guess I’mma start posting them bc a friend said I should.
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me and my son, Cappy

#cute #cat #kitty #pet
December 31, 2024 at 1:27 AM
It’s getting wild out here, y’all.

#selfie #help #america #pixiecut #weareinjoketimelineterritory
December 31, 2024 at 1:25 AM
My new poetry notebook I got for Christmasssss! Stickers from a friend!
December 31, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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It’s not perfect, but Facebook is still the best platform on earth for connecting with all of the people my friends briefly dated in 2007
December 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
If we all just collectively make eye contact with the drones, and stare at them until they feel awkward, maybe they’ll go away.

#drones #nj #nyc #mystery #currentevent #maybewavesomegiantfoamfingersatthem #perhapstraincarrierpigeonstosendfanmail #orhatemailbutidontadvisethat
December 16, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Sony's Megacosmos line of vehicle audio systems in Japan during the 1980s was part of their effort to push premium in-vehicle entertainment.
December 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 12:21 PM