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adderafterall.bsky.social
Adder
@adderafterall.bsky.social
Common North American talking snake
Humanist | Semi-Pro Doomsayer | Leisure Enthusiast | Ally | Cult Survivor
JFC... Dell's laptop packaging is garbage. The tabs never pull across to open the box. Now they've added a fold in flap to make cutting into them a real pain in the ass, even with a box cutter. I've been ripping the boxes open from the bottom. It destroys the box, but it's faster and easier.
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
🎵 I'm singin' in the rain 🎵
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The AI overview from Google searching the phrase "Who owns Clarence Thomas?" is spot on.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
What plays in my head every time I read or hear the phrase "un-Christian"
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Fungicide!
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Aren't we all?
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Ralph Fiennes will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
As a Missouri resident familiar with the corrupt actions of our state government, this incomplete headline seemed plausible.
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Calling all orcas!
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pixel emerges
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hitchens brought this up in a debate with Tony Blair.
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This laptop has a built in privacy slider for the webcam.

The user stuck another one one, just in case.
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Aren't we all?
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tire Pressure Monitoring System or TPMS is likely one of the data sets they're using. It broadcasts via radio waves.
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They know. They're proud to be in the cult.
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My best Kegseth
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can you smell the Butker tears?
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This guy really knows how to suck a dick. Ask his priest.
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pixel says hi.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My users:
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just got a text from the GOP telling Missourians to not sign petitions. It's not as if they uphold the will of the citizens anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
With Hegseth in charge it's "DeWar's"
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM