He may as well walk around with a cardboard handwritten sign asking for money... whilst one of his clan steal your wallet.

She's also not helped by the fact that she's really nasty and stupid.

He shouldn't even be in charge of wiping his own arse!

Incompetent people shouting their incompetence from every rooftop.

The "math may not be mathin" but the... Twat is definitely still twattin!

It's because it's a great show.

You have experts call in and I love the international callers.

It's you and the quality of your callers... they don't suggest "putting a wave machine in the sea to stop the small boats!" For example.

Well done fella, well deserved.

Sorry, who the fuck are the people that still support that twat?

What is it about them that attracts them to the racist, misogynistic wanker farage?

(I love that I typed wanker and the phone offered up farage immediately. After a rocky start me and my Samsung are getting on better)

This whole thing is like jumping into a bag of sea urchin.

He's read putin and maduros autobiography then!

Good grief.

Great work though Simon, I just wish it was less upsetting.

Teacher? No, Cunt!

That's what she is.

And she'll applaud American soldiers without realising what their predecessors died for. She's no teacher.

I find it ridiculous that he is stepping down as opposed to being hurled out like the detritus he is.